Hi everyone, glad you tuned in to, Today on the Muppet Debates,
I'm Kermit and filling in for the Eagle who is debating Bob Dog
and a bust of Beethoven on the merits of solving America's oil problems
by turning foreigners into crude oil as James Woolsey advocated......
As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
Beethoven and I agree, that making crude oil out of illegals is a green project,
but we want it to smell like daisies and have cars sound like the
Today's debate panel are........
Dancing bear who wants no amnesty, Mr. Green Jeans who wants to
turn Mexicans into fertilizer, Captain Kangaroo who advocates Kushner slavery,
Mr. Moose and Bunny Rabbit who want to open a new fast food franchise called,
Mexican Ass Steaks to Go...
Also appearing with guest commentary of 30 seconds.......
and I want my Mexican nanny back breast feeding me from those
huge titties all them brown skins have........
We're sorry Jeb, but the panel voted you off as everyone hates you
for being a traitor and loathes you for being stupid.
You have been replaced by Pink Stuffed Toy.
Like Reagan said, "We begin bombing in five minutes!"