Sunday, April 1, 2018

The Cernovich May Be Closer Than You Think


 Is this the real Mike Cernovich or is this your son in law


As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

The other day I was in town and I said to TL, "Hey there is Mike Cernovich in that car", and sure enough there was the Gorilla. I was disappointed as his gorgeous wife was not with him. The thing is as the Lame Cherry has been documenting the force that Mike Cernovich is, in all the men who are naturally mutating into him.

It is like I was watching television tonight and there was Mike again cooking up a hurricane on the hot stove.
Regrettably all of these Gorillageists, the name for the Cernovich poltergeists 


 

Then there was Mike trading in this hot stove for a machine pistol, showing off his manliness. Again minus the lovely Mrs. which is so disappointing, but it appears the physical sciences which allow all men to mutate into Mike, the Shauna factor is one of a kind in there is not a duplicate of her.






Then I found Mike as the beast slayer. I never did buy it that the Gorilla was soft for them elephants as with his ruggedness, his Slav thing, his manly posture and of course no woman as hot as a Thai pepper in Shauna would ever be attracted to a man who did not enjoy shedding some blood.





So there you have it in how the majority of males are now looking like Mike Cernovich. I believe this is Jared Kushner's problem with Ivanka and the public, as if he looked like Mike Cernovich he would be celebrated and Ivanka would be dying her hair black, like Shauna, instead of flirting with a Fagadian in that Justin Trudeau.

Anyway that is the manly Mike Cernovich, killing beasts with his bare hands, firing volumes of lead with his bare hands, and of course cheffing with his bare hands.

Nuff Said



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