Thursday, July 19, 2018

Inside Sources Confirm Jared Kushner's Security Clearance Downgraded Again

I have a James Bond watch and 007 underwear

Jewish Telegraphic...

The ForwardAs another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

The Washington Post

It has come to this blog's attention from international sources that Jared Kushner's security clearance has been downgraded again. Instead of ATS above top secret, Kushner has been downgraded to, BTS below top secret.

To explain this security reduction and the difference to those who are unfamiliar with the intricacies of this in listening to Hillary Clinton's explanation of what is classified and what is not. Jared Kushner used to see briefings which went something like this:

Peter Strzok was reported on MI6 security cameras placed in his London hotel room to be masturbating his penis without effect in texting Lisa Page in his interview of the Australian ambassador.

That would be the ATS file which President Trump reads, along with all of the other trusted members in the West Wing. This is the version that Jared Kushner now sees:

 Peter Strzok ******************************* placed********************** ************ his penis without effect in******* Lisa Page in***************the Australian ambassador.

As one can see Jared Kushner's intelligence briefings sometimes do not allow the full effect of the intelligence to be presented as the classified parts are redacted.

We know this story in the international press to be factual, as they were confirmed by two sources inside the White House. Fortunately with the Lame Cherry's White House contacts, the popular girl was able to secure interviews with both witnesses to Jared Kushner's latest downgrade. We are quite familiar with these two trustworthy sources as they are quite patriotic in saluting the flag and remarkably conservative.
You have seen them often enough and their first names are Fifi and Floflo. You will recognize them as Ivanka Kushner's right and left breasts.


Fifi, Vank and Floflo

Fifi and Floflo, thank you both for agreeing to this sit down in explaining your eye witness account of Jared Kushner being downgraded again in his security clearance.

 Fifi and Floflo

We are both most pleased to be here La'me.  We read your blog daily and have several friends, including Sarah Sander's breasts who we discuss your exclusives over lovely raspberry cream coffee on Thursdays after press briefings.

If we could get right to it, what were the circumstances that this event happened.

Floflo was proof reading one of Ivanka's fascist papers on paid family leave, when John Kelly's penis walked into the room smartly. His name is Eugene and always dresses very smartly. Well Eugene walked right up to Jared Kushner's penis whose name is MoeMo, and said, "It has come to our attention that you are leaking too much to the Jews, so we can either have you hung as a spy or downgrade your security clearance again. The President has opted this time to downgrade you to BTS.

Ivanka was so mad that I had to stop reading the talking points as she was rolling around on the floor, sobbing hysterically and screaming incoherently. Fifi got a rug burn, but fortunately I was protected by Sarah Sander's Bible.

Ivanka is always more protective of Floflo than me. It goes back to our pre breast enhancement surgeries in which I was always blamed for being a bit more pointing to the right and protruding out like I had a mind of my own. 

I can attest to that. Ivanka has always favored me, but honestly I have always been jealous of Fifi in having a mind of her own and being more right oriented as she comes by it naturally. I was more centered in my direction and it took some time to actually face the reality of life. It was a hard lesson in seeing Ivanka fail constantly in her liberalism, but my having the higher IQ of us, I simply could no longer just be a centrist as I had to make a decision.

Unfortunately both of us have to go where Ivanka goes. The worst of it is these Jared Moments, as last time he lost his security clearance, Ivanka has these compunctions in which she twists her nipples which is in effect us.
She started doing this as a child after the first divorce. I never thought I was going to make it to puberty. After a session of Ivanka acting out, I looked like she had left me in the Mexican sun for an afternoon.

The cherry red was the easy part Floflo as my side I looked like I had gone three rounds in a cage match in being black and blue.

Girls, the Lame Cherry sincerely desire to thank you for this on sight report in the events of Jared Kushner's security clearance being downgraded again.

Anytime La'me, as you know us Christian Conservative girls have to stick together. You have always been there for us and we want you to know that we will always be there for you. Know that when the President puts us on the payroll, the first big donation will be coming from us.

Keep hanging in there.