Yes I have signed my own death warrant
BED PAN SUICIDE
As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
John the hero McCain has been placed on Suicide Watch as he has decided to commit suicide in refusing treatment of the friendly cancer which has been going on for over a year now, with McCain getting better every day.
McCain has gained so much of his vigor back that he has been in seclusion out of fear that the American People would think he never had cancer and has been scamming the country all along.
"John has surpassed expectations for his survival. But the progress of disease and the inexorable advance of age render their verdict. With his usual strength of will, he has now chosen to discontinue medical treatment,"
McCain clearly concerned about being accused of fraud cancer, made explicit mention that Beau Biden and Teddy Kennedy both survived as long as McCain has, but without the youthful vigor which has been a symptom of McCain's symptoms.
McCain is not the first politician to be impacted by this aggressive form of brain tumor. Former Sen. Ted Kennedy (D., Mass.) and former Vice President Joe Biden's son, Beau, were both diagnosed with glioblastoma. Kennedy lived a little over a year after his diagnosis and Biden lived nearly two years after his.
Speculation is now that McCain who has hinted he is old as fossils, is concerned he may die from old age or other ailments, and in the autopsy be exposed as having died of cirrhosis of the gonads, which would be a most embarrassing revelation for the McCain legacy.
So John the hero McCain has opted to attempt to die from cancer to keep the illusion alive of how this tormented and suffering man seemed to be the Ponce de Leon of the Fountain of Cancer in being invigorated by it.
There is not any mention in how many years McCain will be dying yet, but judging from Teddy Kennedy's exit and Barbara Bush's exit, from morphine overdose in the hospital, that John the hero has the date all picked out for the appropriate Friday news release as on this Friday when he decided to stop cancer medication treatments for publicity, but in the latter case the McCain Death Watch has probably chosen some significant date for his death like the North Vietnamese Victory Day of Conquest over South Vietnam, as the communists of Hanoi have always had a special relationship with McCain and McCain with Hanoi in covering up abandoned POW's in South Asia, who probably knew of McCain's real collaboration with an enemy of the United States.
In all of this, the Lame Cherry reaches out and appeal to another brain cancer survivor of Jimmy Carter who was saved by Jewish medical treatment. Can we not all agree that former President Carter should jet down to Arizona and by government action force continued medical treatment on John the hero McCain, as has been prescribed in numerous other cases in forcing children to take vaccines.
Let us all hope that Jimmy Carter and perhaps Messiah Obama, a personal favorite of John McCain, both travel to Arizona to perform an intervention on John the hero McCain.
After all, should not the real diseases that John McCain has be the ones that really remove him naturally from this world and not the illusionary ones which have agreed with him for over a year, have the right of natural selection in taking this great American hero.
John the hero McCain, please take your medicine as Bed Pan Suicide is not a heroic out.
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