Please, General Kelly knows nothing of my new trusted Adviser...
As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
With the fiasco of Chief of Staff John Kelly politically raping a black woman, Omarossa Manigault in the situation room of the White House, where she had to protect herself with a recording device, the Trump White House has been in complete disarray.
Gone are the days of the Trump children to be turned to for mediocre to bad advice, as the Kushner's are in hiding trying to reform prisons when Jared is sentenced there, Lara and that other Trump son are off genociding Grey Hounds in Florida, and Don has his hands full with the titties of that FOX woman he is fondling on the campaign trail. That has left Donald Trump in a bind like never before, as he simply can not trust John Kelly, while Mike Pence and John Bolton are off trying to be President number one and President number 2.
Isolated the President not having any world leaders he can turn to, as Sebastian Kurz is now the world leader all are turning too, Donald Tump has turned to someone suggested to him by the Hindu community. Most people will be shocked to even learn that Donald Trump is associated with the Hindu's and yet they adore Donald Trump and worship him like a god.
It was on one of these contacts that a name was suggested to Donald Trump in Dr. Jerijung Peedweed. For those who think this is another Dinesh D'Soua wife beater transplant chasing white women around, nothing could be further from the facts.
The Lame Cherry came up the Oxford University Bio page of Dr. Peedweed IV, and his credentials are stellar.
Sahib Peedweed, holds several doctorates in economics, political science, nuclear science and medicine from Oxford. He is an associate of Harvard and Stanford University, with an unnamed visiting fellow at MIT.
With stellar credentials it is not any wonder that this professional on the Hippy trail full of zombie would be an attraction to Mr. Trump. Sources close to the President assured this blog that from the start of this Dr. Peedweed has had the President's ear as one of his emerging new breed of advisers.
It was confirmed that Dr. Peedweed is a frequent golf partner with the President on his working vacations to Trump Resorts. The Dr. frequently shooting in the high 60's and actually matching and beating Tiger Woods.
The duo of Trump Peedweed get along famously. Even though the Dr. is a Hindu, he often orders up beef steak and eats his with ketchup like the President.
We were assured that the latest nuclear ungrading of the United States arsenal was directly related to Dr. Peedweed's input and direction.
The Peedweed's have from that point on been fixtures as the Darjeeling Peedweed's, with many of them known as Raj Peedweed.
Dr. Peedweed though is a family man. He has three wives and several children. One child is said to be a protege of Mozart at 4 years old, while another is examining the Ganges as a biological weapon.
Wives Murta, Jumji and Tashita
with children, Bon, Winston and Gigi
For all of the Trump supporters in this John Kelly political rapine now in distress, they should rest more easily in knowing that President Trump has moved on to a most trusted advisor in Dr. Peedweed.
It is believed that with Dr. Peedweed, taking his place like other foreigners who helped Presidents as Henry Kissinger did, Richard Nixon, that thee American ship of state will rise above the waves and sail into placid waters.
As precedent, Ivanka Kushner in trying to curry favor with her father, has rushed out and gained access to her own Hindu adviser, and as Ivanka's daughter is fluid in Hindi, she is interpreter for Ivanka policy with Gangja Gugu, the noted humanitarian and senior fellow at the Gandhi Foundation of New Dehli and Tel Aviv.
Interpreter Miss Trump with Ivanka Adviser, Ganja Gugu
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