Sunday, January 20, 2019

Who's Been Trumping in my Tweet?



Buy Mexican now. 11 million latins is 22 million kidneys. Sell them
to China at 10,000 dollars each and I move ahead of Bill Gates
as the Billionaire Boynanza.

 
As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

How comforting it is to have a President back his replacement in Mike Pence in stating that he is not giving amnesty to his current band of Daca bastardios.........but that Donald Trump is going to give amnesty to the lot of them.






Nancy we are on the same page. We just call it different things.
 


As Don John is taking credit of lots of things, including tweeting, which reads like he is hiring it out, I thought I would tweet some of Don John's future tweets now that amnesty is his Pelosi policy.






Daddy calls it his "Wall o Tits"
 

God built the wall for me as I have a Jewish daughter with large breasts. Mountains look like big tits and my mountain wall is getting some improvements as those DD mountains really are perky. I am looking into using silicon walls as what is good enough for my princess is good enough for border security!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 20, 2019


 

New Trumpzilla 
1.2 billion tanskins - 150 million disappearing whiteskins
 
 I have thought it over in cutting Nancy Pelosi out of my amnesty deal. There is not going to be any Trumpnesty. I have come up with the final solution. I am making everyone from the Rio Grande to the Strait of Magellan will all be American. No more Latin America, no more South America, just Americans paying taxes to the IRS, being spied on by NSA and no one gets out without a US passport. Make Trumpmerica Great Again!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 20, 2019







 


I feel Gringo already!


I have decided to run as the democratic nominee and the republican nominee in 2020. It will save time. Make America Great Again!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 20, 2019






But I'm a superior Vulcan not an inferior Martian.

 

I am going make the Moon the 51st state and settle all the Martians there that are trying to come to the United States. I see my poll numbers for Martians are up 15 points this week!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 20, 2019



 This President has a deliberate disconnect with his voters. He seems to think that he can cheat on them as he did his 3 wives, lie to them and they will accept it. The problem is the Trump wives received millions for being bent over and the Trump voters are like Goldilocks in finding which Mexican bear is replacing them in their homes and their jobs.



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