Monday, October 21, 2019

A Chip off the Ole Block





As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

In reading of the Secret Service's dislike for the people they protect, it was a list of people who really seem to form one lump sum, and yet the one person noted as the person most disliked was Chip Carter, son of Jimmy Carter.

Chip Carter was summed up as a man who left his wife, was always boozing or drinking, and was forever on the prowl in Georgetown bars picking up women to f*ck them in the White House on their to do list.

His sister, Amy was disliked too, in being a child, she was forever not going home after school, and when SS said she had to, she got on the phone to daddy, Jimmy, who ordered SS to take Amy wherever she wanted to go.
She was a real ass in smashing crackers up and dumping them out, and making Stewards clean them up as it was their job.
It came down to Roselyn complaining to the Secret Service that it upset Amy to their having guns. The Secret Service informed President Carter that if the White House was attacked, their not having weapons would provide zero protection for the president. Upon hearing that Carter relented.
It seems Jimmy Carter had a notion a thousand agents would die for him, as he sat smiling at their adoration. The Carters had a non alcoholic White House too, that is until their mother wanted a tumbler of bourbon or Jimmy and Roselyn were hoisting back a few. Like all things with the Carter's it was do as I say, not as Jimmy Carter did.

Nancy Reagan was described as cold. She had her four friends in California and that was it. It was not that she was an incessant problem, but that she left her mark.
One time the SS was playing with a dog at night, and she made the President get up and tell the SS to stop making the dog bark as she could not sleep. Ronald Reagan got up, got a glass of water as the Agent watched, drank it and went back to bed, telling Nancy it had been handled.
In another instance, the President looked forward to riding horses each day with Nancy. He would ring a triangle dinner bell at the barn when he got the horses saddled. One day Nancy did not appear. So the President went to the house. She was on the phone talking with her friends. It was never elaborated on who broke the phone, if it was the President sending a message or Nancy having a fit, but I think it was Ronald Reagan laying down the law, as Nancy appeared frowning, and the SS was notified that the Reagan's needed a new phone.

It was Patti Reagan who was the horrid child to the SS. She belittled them, jumped out of cars to ditch them and was just a pain in their ass.

Equally bad were the Bush twins, Jenna and Barbara. They bitched all the time the SS was too close, would phone up W, who would order them to back off.  The SS was like, "OK what the hell are we supposed to do, in they get kidnapped, and are on al Jazerra, and people are dying, so what are we supposed to do to stop that?"
Their mother, Laura, was not pleased about the stories of her cherubs coming out, including using fake ID's, boozing, belching like whores in public when drunk and the husband of Barbara, getting drunk, picking fights, and being so hammered the SS had to take him to the hospital, with Barbara extolling him to get out of his Halloween costume as they wanted to look respectable in going to the hospital.
Yes the SS thought, "Of course don't look like the drunken buffoons you are".

The Secret Service hated Hillary Clinton. She was condescending, aloof and dismissive. Interestingly the SS was always fingered for leaking stories about Hamrod on the Rampage. They swore they would never do that and as the SS told President Clinton, "We are not going to make up a story that Hillary is running against you as she hates you that much in a divorce".
Bill Clinton agreed, but Hillary was just nasty when the cameras were off and had a volcanic temper, bitching out staff if seats were not filled in her fake diner rallies, which had nothing but props brought in.

There were others like Sec. Ridge who was so tight he kept sponging free meals and made SS drive him 6 hours to Pennsylvania each week as he was too tight to buy a ticket on a plane.
Sec. Snow, also of  the Bush43 regime, was having an affair with the wife of a Church leader. He would create scenarios of "lookie here" in finding his paramour with her car broken down or meeting in New York City. It got to be a 5 day a week occupation with him before the financial crisis.
His wife was a real beauty in manners, as she ordered the SS to pick up their paper and deliver. The Agents told her to stuff it and that did not go over well at all.

I do not understand petty people with power in their abusing those under them when given the opportunity. Why anyone would antagonize people with guns who are to protect them is beyond the scope of understanding.
Al Gore though was a blimpy who would not even nod at an Agent. His most memorable phrase was chewing out his idiot son about bad grades, and pointing the the Agents and saying, "What do you want to do, end up like them?"

Very few people though are what they seem in public. Ronald Reagan was genuine and the SS liked him. They liked their pet Obama. The Bush's and the Cheney's treated the SS well, except for the dyke daughter of the Vice President who was always whining about the SUV she was being driven around in, and bitching about the SS not to go behind her house as it upset her dogs in they barked.
Granted, it was not Jimmy Carter chasing a puppy around with a bow saw trying to murder it as Agents watched aghast, but why people could not all act like the daughter of Webb Hubble, in Chelsea Clinton was always considerate of the SS, told them where she was going and never gave them any problems, is one of those things that Chelsea having two juvenile parents had to be the adult in the family.

That though is the saga of the most disliked of the Secret Service. As the Trumpkins are not being leaked on, it appears the Trumps must be not that heinous to the SS and are not ordering them to scoop dog shit up off the sidewalk.

It is what it is though, in the worst the Secret Service had to deal with in what I was reading in a Ronald Kessler book which I think I paid 60 cents for.


Nuff Said


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