This is the damnedest toilet I have ever seen, as every time
I flush a horn honks.
As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
Now that Joe Biden has come out of the basement, astonishing revelations have been pronounced, with the help of Benny Biden, that would be Joe's little pills he keeps popping to keep the senility at bay.
In cataloging the revelations of the Historic Joe Biden, who in true Marxist fashion has begun appropriating accomplishments of other races, the Lame Cherry records the pronouncements of Joe Biden.
While speaking at the Southern Poverty Law Center, Joe Biden uttered this revelation.
The reason the Chinese eat with chopsticks, is because Blacks invented the fork and refused to allow, you know, uh, uh, umm, that thing, patent infringement.
While visiting the NAACP, Joe Biden provided this historical fact.
It was an Ethiopian, named Gaga Gimbo Bitutsu, who invented the number five. Before that you only had, um, you know, like when the king asked you, four wives or six camels. This was before recorded history, you know.
At the National Education Association, Joe Biden informed the world of this.
Blacks invented testicles. Before that, men just had pouches like kangaroos.
Attending the SNOPES banquet, Joe Biden made this statement.
A Black woman, a slave, named Taylor Swift, not the blond one, who uh, she was, like it was, she came up with professional sports, as a way to employ Negroes. She died, but I intend to award her the Presidential Honor Award Medal thing, to her family as I really like cheerleaders and, um, cheerleaders, yes Blacks led, invented that too.
Until tomorrow, Joe Biden attending the LGBYT etc... gathering for homosexuals said this.
Blacks invented rape. They are good at it. I have tried it, but am, uh, you know, um, not so good at it, it is why homosexuals are here and other fun sex things, like gerbils, is because like, throughout, you know, the ages, the Black lost wars, but as slaves they won with showing their captors fun sex, like, you know, what homosexuals do and rape. I just am no good at it.
One again, another Lame Cherry exclusive, and I defy you to figure out the difference between what Joe Biden says and what is satire.
Nuff Said
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