Saturday, December 5, 2020

The Green Policies of North Korea

 


 

As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matte

 

It is always with great respect and admiration that the monarchy of North Korea is covered here. They are a most robust people, in 1968 they sent in Unit 124 to assassinate the South Korean dictator, failed, and instead went on to blow up the leadership in a plane crash, and evolved the 76 Squad which were a sort of Rambo unit on steroids, which was most impressive.

The Lame Cherry considers the greatest asset that North Korea has is the loyal and dutiful sister of dear Leader III, Kim  Yo Jong. No one could be better suited to be regent of North Korea while Baby Kim is learning all the Western education that North Koreans school their kinder with.

I firmly believe that Kim Jong Un has dearly departed and that a political military junta is ruling North Korea as the family rules it. Kim Yo is the figurehead and is being protected from public exposure as she is the rarest of gems in a living member of the ruling family.

Below is the ZPU 4, anti aircraft gun. We would call them the Quad 4 back in the day, and the North Vietnamese communists used them to strafe American firebases from long distance.

Kim Jong Un though discovered a more suitable use of this antiquated weapon, in he started using it for public executions of traitors.

The problem with executions, like English drawn and quartered is you have a body laying around. The same is true with the French Guillotine and the American lethal injection. Not so with the ZPU 4, as it is probably the most green execution device ever utilized.

 

 


 Here, this is what a traitor looks like, before, during and after once a ZPU 4 administers North Korea justice.

So what if it may be a cannon and not a ZPU 4, as you get the idea. There, in pieces and all gone.


 

 There could be nothing more humane really. The traitor is there, the shell moves faster than sound, so the cannon is fired, and the traitor is dead and in pieces before he could ever feel the pain of being blown to pieces.

It obliterates clothing to mouse size nest pieces and flesh and bone to bird sized morsels. The blood and guts are atomized and the dead is carried away on the winds of North Korea for a cost saving burial.

This is genius. Far more humane than what went on in Europe, the Mideast or Asia. Kim should have gotten a Nobel Prize for humane executions.

So who could be more proper than Kim Yo Jung in having the keys to the kingdom to safeguard it for Baby Kim. It must be thrilling to be having your brother trust you, in handing you over the keys to the ZPU 4. I bet Queen Elizabeth lets Charles touch the keys to the Tower of London, but there are just jewels there now, and the state torture devices were replaces with offing Diana on the pavement of France, once again the English could learn from the North Koreans humane executions.

Anyway, the Kim family is top notch in ruling. They are on 3 rulers and their first Regent and Baby Kim is secure in the dynasty. Women make much better ruthless leaders as you enjoy it more when an attractive woman is in charge of the dynasty.

The South Koreans are worried about North Koreas long range ICBM's. You do not use an ICBM on a country within gun range. Besides the North Koreans would not want to nuclear pollute South Korea proper as it is their land.
No that ICBM is not even for the Japanese or the United States. I say that ICBM was a message to the Chinese communists of Peking who just got their poaching boats shot up by North Korea. I say that is a message to Russia, that North Korea is not a morsel to be devoured in this time of power transition and stabilization.

The United States should embrace the Kim family. The President should invite Kim Yo and the Generals over when this plague out of China is done. It would be a nice detente, a cultural and military exchange. Make it a first stop in Japan with a new leader there, haul it on over to Australia and then make the United States the grande finale.

For world stability, I would hope that Kim Jong Un is still available for Dennis Rodman court side enjoyment, but it is not a disgrace to communicate with Kim Yo, even if Mike Pence is scared of her.

Ours is a world of learning from each other and I am certain the America liberals could learn from the Green Policies of Pyonyang.
Liberals loved Castro and he locked poor folks up in dungeons for centuries, all not humane at all.

This is once again, another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

 


 

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