Sunday, February 14, 2021

Let us all be unhappy as Jen is not Happy

 



and today we are honored to have with us the second best  in Washington DC



As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.



The Lame Cherry again rises to the defense of Jen Psaki, as it was in the last feature that it was hypostiulated that Jen does not know what she is doing as White House Pressette, because she and the girls are masturbating in the code words, "We will circle back on that".


Psaki Not Happy, Caught On Hot Mic Letting It Be Known



In this Obama Intifada and 1% election theft for Joe Biden, can we not all agree on one point that Jen Psaki is the second most beautiful in Washington DC and Maryland now that Ivanka is in Florida?

Of course AOC is the most beautiful woman in Washington DC, providing of course that Jaime Buetler is in .........no she has gone so far downhill in four years, that even plastic surgery would not help. It is though an extreme burden on Jen Psaki being the second most beautiful woman in DC.

There is though a bit of criminal intrigue in this, in AOC has claimed that Ted Cruz as the Zodiac Killer trying to murder her, While we all can understand this being Ted Cruz as a devious foreign Canadian, as the evidence has come poring in, it looks like Nancy Pelosi tried to knock off AOC. It was the perfect crime really, as Don jr was trying to be her manfriend, and everyone on the right was hot to bed the Mini Mouse voiced hottie, and with that cover, Nancy would knock off her competition, blame MAGA and by offing AOC, kill two birds with one stone, as who would be the better virgin to sacrifice for Bideoncon than virginal AOC.

Of course, some may wonder if Jen had a hand in this, as maybe she kept quiet when the briefing was made, as she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in DC, now that Ivanka is in Florida. As for me, Jen should understand that, there is nothing wrong with being the second most beautiful woman. It is like ice cream, yes we love vanilla, but no one does not sometimes prefer strawberry ice cream over a nice marshmallow chocolate. Of course Jen is the strawberry and AOC is the marshmallow chocolate.



It's the sweet smooth fluffy Jen which makes me number one.


Jen should know that chocolate and strawberry on the same shelf in the freezer, and equal, but sometimes you prefer one over the other. It is just that smooth creamy fluffy marshmallow chocolate is more pretty than pink smooth with little red bits in it.

I do think that Jen has a chance to be more than runner up angry. Look at these photos in she is petite, like a once scoop ice cream cone just wanting you to lick her.



She has just as ample and large comforting boobies as AOC. She is studious, so you know she puts a great deal of time in planning out sexual intercourse for pleasure. The quiet red heads are like volcanoes of pleasure waiting to go off. You just know that Jen is full of surprises as she surprises her man with little flags on her nipples and can twirl them, as she is a real Patriot, a real daughter of the Biden revolution and the Obama evolution.
All of that adds up to #1 contender status.




It is this problem though that is revealed below in Jen ..........well there are pearl necklaces, but Jen has two faults in she likes big balls banging around on her neck, blue balls in fact.
Her other problem is she does not wear hose. It is one thing to wear distracting nipple flags, but when your legs are knobby knees, they should be sheathed in something sheer, something to accent her light blush of skin and tone. She must simply stop these blues as red and blue is purple and Jen should never be seen in blue and green.




It is simply hard to be happy when Jen is not happy. I'm sad that she wears big honkin' things like Dick Tracey watches and blue ball necklaces that could be used as life buoys.  She is such a lovely creature, and should be adorned in golds, fine golds, petite golds.

Then maybe Jen would be happy, and it would not matter her being the second most beautiful woman in DC.

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