Monday, January 24, 2022

Shoop

 





As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.


So like I was watching the mutant movie which somehow kept having guest shots in the movie, getting in the way of whatever the movie was about and he kept saying he wanted to give Meredith Baxter a Dutch Oven.


Back · 1. · A loving sex move that involves a man forcing his girl's head under the duvet as he lets a big smelly, eggy fart go and literally traps her in there.


The thing is this got complicated as Ryan is married to Blake Lively, but she shares as Malia Obama likes Ryan's sweet treats, which of course is sex code for ,well you know.



The thing is I didn't know Ryan was a lezbo as Meredith is a lezbo, and she just likes clam bait which is of course not code word for clam bait.



The thing is that Malia when she went to London to see the queen, she really did. She got a lesbian white replacement for Ryan. In London though they don't have dutch ovens, over their they liked the fried slice. OK this is lost in the translation, like Mel Gibson said when he was in Oz, the pervs there are into line dances. That is you use a pin to poke your skin and smear shit on it, to make a tat. I think that probably gives you some disease, but the mates do what they do.



So the fried slice is a turd on your upper lip. I know the English and Ozborns are just odd.

Which brings us to Taylor Swift. she likes coffee cups, not tea bags, well that was after Ryan was around, that is why I know Kayne West has a real chance with Taylor now that he is free of that Armenian, who was into dish soap.

Anyway, Hugh Jackman is the franchise and he likes his wife.  She likes the wolverine.





Music video by Salt-N-Pepa performing Shoop. (C) 1994 The Island Def Jam Music Group#SaltNPepa #Shoop #Vevo.


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