Canada's Trudeau Moves In To Stop Putin In Ukraine

 

Tyrant Trudeau Sends 460 Homosexuals to NATO to Warn Vladimir Putin that Canada is Serious.

As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

With Dictator Biden sending a contingent of woke warriors to assure NATO that America is serious on Ukraine, the world was relieved that Fidel Castro's bastard son, Justin Trudeau, Tyrant of Canada weighed in with the full weight of Canada to put fear into Vladimir Putin.

Trudeau, personally delivered the sanctions on Russia sure to bring Moscow to her knees.

• Canada will no longer export Canadian bacon to Russia.
• Canada will place an embargo on syrup going into Russia
• Canada will refer to Russia only as the R WORD.

Ottawa members of Parliament applauded these devastating measures from Tyrant Trudeau.

When asked about accepting White refugees into Canada from this conflict, Assistant Prime Minister, Skirt Vulva stated with scorn, "Canada is a white out nation and wants nothing of these White Supremacists".

The Tyrant hinted that he has had personal contact with Vladimir Putin in a tense phone call, where the Tyrant informed Mr. Putin that he will surrender immediately, or Justin Trudeau will not shake Mr. Putin's hand again nor gesture admirably as in the past.

Besides the deployment of Canadian homosexuals to NATO, Tyrant Trudeau stated he was moving vital military equipment into Latvia. The shipment consisted of 30 tubes of anal lubricant and the handbook, "How to convince a Straight person that getting them drunk for sex is not Rape".

When the Tyrant was asked if the Royal Canadian Mounted Police will take part in these new Canadian measures to bring Russia to her knees, Tyrant Trudeau responded that the RCMP was too busy hunting down Canadian truckers and spying on Americans who supported the truckers with Five Eyes".

The Lame Cherry desires all of the world to remain calm as Tyrant Trudeau is involved now. What he has done to Canada, he will do to the world.

Canadian bacon can bring any nation to it's knees.

Tyrant Trudeau
Speaking at the Young Homosexual Marxists Retreat

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