Do you know what to do with my goofy capon?
As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
In what has had the world intelligence community data mining for answers, began with the Russian liberation of Ukraine and Dictator Joe Biden's State of the Union Address. This was missed by the world public, due to the live performance of Joe Biden was live air brushed, so the world did not witness the image of the Dictator carrying a dead white English game cock to the podium, and shaking it madly, screamed at Congress, "I HAVE A DEAD CHICKEN!!!!"
Here is the Lame Cherry exclusive proof, provided by the NSA on the condition of anonymity of the source.
While this could be edited out easily with computer software in one episode, the following day, the Dictator hosted a press conference and posed with what forensic analysis believes is the same dead chicken, but this time told members of the press in a solemn voice, "I have a dead chicken".
In attempting to track this down, another source, this time from Homeland Security, who obtained it from the FBI, which was recording the conversation between Dictator Biden and President Vladimir Putin shared this on the condition of anonymity.
In this exchange the Dictator was saying,
------- Vladimir, you have no soul, I have no soul. You are immoral. I am amoral. I have had more relationships with children..........and I have had my share of Ukrainians as Hunter obtained me a deal. The Pentagon stole me the 2020 election. My dog ate a black Secret Service agent.......
At this point the President of Russia interrupted and said, Это не решает ничего, which translated as, "This is solving nothing".
To which there is talk over, background chatter and words which are not understood, and then in a clear voice Dictator Biden can be heard saying in Russia, У меня мертвая курица, translated as "I have a dead chicken".
There is silence from the Russians and a female voice which sounds a great deal like the second most pretty woman in Washington DC, Jen Psaki, says, "End the call", and with that the line disconnects.----------
The Lame Cherry has undertaken an exhaustive data mining survey of the internet, searching for information on this dead chicken, seeking if there was an FBI All Points Bulletin for missing poultry. While none was found, I did discover this photo as the first photo of this deceased poultry.
What the above photo has been tracked down to is the Congressional Chamber in Congress. Pictured are Republicans Mitch McConnell and Charles Grassley, along with Democrat Patrick Leahy. The woman appears to be Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg handing the chicken off to an unknown Congressman. It is believed the chicken is kosher as Justice Ginsburg is Jewish, but there are so many puzzling features of this photo as it was reported that the Jewess Ruth Bader Ginsburg was dead. She was replaced by a Vaticaness of Amy Coney Ginsburg as their voting records are now similar.
Why Justice Ginsburg would leave the court to hand off deceased kosher poultry to this man in Congress who is then recorded clapping for Dictator Biden from the front row in Congress as Nancy Pelosi excitedly claps with Vice President Kamala Harris, and WITHOUT the dead chicken, we believe we have found the missing link, but can not comprehend why all of this effort was undertaken to be delivered this bird.
If anyone knows the identity of this chicken or the mystery man, sharing it with the public would be most appreciated as it confirmed this dead chicken so unnerved the Russians, that their military stalled in Ukraine and it was then that President Putin started threatening nuclear war.
The Lame Cherry will continue to scour all sources for the meaning of this story, even after the nuclear bombs go off, as with John Kennedy JR and SR about to be restored as leaders of the Republican Party, it is a certain that Ruth Bader Ginsburg will be the real nomination for the Supreme Court as the Jewish Black Woman after she has so dutifully faked her own death in order to get this chicken into Dictator Biden's hands.
Nuff Said
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