Skinny ass there will last 30 days, Me, I'm good for a year
before I get hungry.
As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
As the donations to this blog have proven, most of you are head up your ass stupid, arrogant and selfish. So when reports start scaring people about Starvation Nation, they honestly are true as most of you fat asses would starve to death.
I will explain something to you on the other side.
The Bird Flu is being deliberately spread as a cover to drive up egg, chicken and turkey prices. We had some rich person in front of us from their lake home, informing the checker that the wild geese were spreading it, and when they left that would end it.
Yeah geese die. They die all the time. My question was if the geese have bird flu, then why in the fuck are those Goddamn bald eagles not dying as they are eating the dead birds? That is the DNR for you, head up their fucking asses stupid college boys in reporting shit and none of it is true.
Now here are some facts.
Fact one is most of you are such fat asses that you could survive 90 days without eating. You got more lard than a Poland China hog. Starving would give you a health improvement.
Fact two is most of you fat asses got that way because you stuff your faces with food and never quit. You stretch your gut out so it takes enough food to feed a Spanish platoon every time you pull up to the table. Starving will cure you of that, as you gut will shrink and so will your fat asses, and you will find a biscuit will make you full in about a month.
Fact three is that most of you don't do a job that you break a sweat over. Hell most of you have never sweated your asses off from work in your life. Is why you get into so much fucking trouble fucking around as you got energy. You go to work and sit on your fat asses not working, then hit the bar with your fat ass friends taking in more calories in booze, then come home with some cum dump, fall asleep on your fat asses after sex, and do the same thing the next day. You do not work enough to burn any calories and are in no fear of starving your fat asses as it will take six months for you to burn through all of that lard you carry around.
Fact four is that most of you fat asses are gluttons. You are dumb as posts. You could have a pile of grain, a whole beef or a corn field in front of you, and still starve, because you are too fucking lazy to cook or can and are too fucking stupid to recognize food that does not come out of the microwave section.
So you fat asses just stop reading as you don't donate anyway, as you are not going to starve as you are too fat and lazy. Michelle Obama, Kamala Harris, are going to go 120 days and still be dressing out fat. It is in their Nig blood to survive.
The rest of you though, even the brats in the majority who do not donate, you will find there are lots of things you can eat. When Americans were starving the Japanese to death, they ate moldy rice balls and were boiling up grass. The world is full of lots of things you can eat, but you never thought it was food until you starved.
The people who turn out those bird books have weeds you can eat, medicinal plants too. I have written enough on what to eat so am not repeating myself, so just starve or do the work yourselves.
Ok now your education begins. Why did your grandparents eat bread, potatoes and oatmeal? It is because they are the poor man's meat in carbohydrates. Forget all the shit you read from weight loss fuckheads selling you things, as carbohydrates are the basis of life. It is what you add to carbohydrates in proteins and fats which are in short supply which makes the enhanced carbohydrates into things you can survive on.
I love Germans as they made puddings, that is sausages. What are sausages? The meat too tough to eat, so you put all the head meat, heart, tough leg meat into meat packages with lots of fat as fat gives you energy and keeps you alive, and you have the protein and fat package which the dogs usually got.
Gee a sandwich is two pieces of bread and a slice of meat..........oh my stretching your meat with carbohydrates.........just like a pile of spaghetti and more sauce with just meat for flavoring keeps you alive.
You start fucking chowing down on meat and fruit and you will burn through your food and starve. You stretch your quality food sources with carbohydrates.
That is more knowledge crammed into your skulls than you have had since the last time you read this blog.
All of those things from dumplings, to gruel, all were about sopping up bone fat and protein with grains or carbohydrates to create food to survive. The reason we have the scourge of the Irish is they learned to survive on boiled potatoes and whole cow milk. Bred like rabbits on that stuff, but it is once again carbohydrates and protein fats to make the potatoes into meat.
The Southerner after the Civil War did not have jack or shit either. Why do you think they ate fat back, chittlins, pork rinds and other shit? It is all they had. They also had mostly weeds as wheat is not a southern food, so they had beans, sweet potatoes and the great compensator WEEDS.
Southerners eat greens like cows do grass. They throw in a slice of hog lard, boil up turnip, dandelion or other weeds and that is all those ghastly people had. Have you seen those fiddle players out of the hills? Nothing to eat for years and all like like Irish waifs. That is from not having a damn thing to eat but daddy having enough energy to fuck, and everything mommy had was for milk in her tits as she was a pile of bones.
So yeah parts of America have been starving for years. You can see it, and you can see there are ways to survive.
One of my favorite things like Southerners with greens is German wurst, made from the hog parts no one will eat, lots of lard, ground up, and thickened with oatmeal, and then fried. Put that on toast and even in 40 below weather you will have fuel. Hog fat is the giver of life. That goes for bear and coon too, as they were the remedy for everything back in the day.
Do I want to eat weeds every day? Do I want to eat some boiled shit every day called soup? Hell no, but that is food. Laura Ingalls Wilder ate nothing but brown bread every day in that bad Dakota Winter. She was depressed and it was hell, but she stayed alive. If you make sourdough it is no different than hog mash or cow silage or sauerkraut. Things that are partially decomposed are easier to digest for the body so are better for you. That is all the people in the gold fields of the north ate was sourdough bread. It only raised from baking soda acting on the acid of wine, but it was bread and they were glad for it to stretch a porcupine God provided.
Yes it is above Americans, then Chinamen eating dogs, but people start starving they will eat their dogs and their kids. It is in all of your histories so the point is to not get holed up where you can't get out and to eating all your protein and carbs, in not stretching them with the carbohydrates and greens.
If you starve, you are a shit for brains Darwin anyway. That is the fact. There is more than enough food and you have enough resources to have bags of flour, rice and potatoes. You have garden space to plant potatoes and squash which will keep you from starving if you get off your fat lazy asses.
Same way with chickens. It is chicken feed if you only have a few, as they will eat bugs most of the summer while scratching out your plants. You don't have to eat fucking bugs like will be pushed. A chicken lays eggs, you eat eggs, eggs are a perfect food like a potato and that means you are not starving. If you are a real Darwin you will share your eggs, talk about your chickens and some asshole will steal them and eat them, without carbohydrate dumplings or noodles to stretch the protein and fat, and both of you Darwins will starve in about a year after you get infected from eating your own shit or dog shit. Eating shit is not going to do you any good, so don't do it.
OK so you got your bags of pet food to feed them and you got your carbohydrates so you do not have to eat the parrot, the chicken, the cat, the dog or the kid you hope would run away from home until now, so you should not starve even if you do not have a fat ass. You will eat less and your stomach will shrink. It is not like you will be working at anything more than you are now in burning calories, so that is not going to change.
I grew up with all this starvation shit. The mother was English so her meals were like the famine in things you did not want to eat most of the time anyway. The old man was a fat bastard who got that way being a glutton eating the kids share, so I learned how to eat and what to eat. So I have practice at it and it is no big deal as I cook that way already.
You do not have to eat bland things though, That is why I told you to pick up SPICES and HERBS. Yes you make things taste good and things are not so horrid. You can cook the same pilaf, same stir fry, same American casserole and it will all taste different because of the ingredients. Americans, Curry Nigs and Chinamen all learned to not starve by cooking with gravies and sauces.
That is about all I can do for you dumb bastards. Just don't go stealing food from children or pets for you fat asses as in a meltdown, I will deal with that as others would. You have had the opportunity to prep. You have the understanding now to not panic. Know your fat asses will keep you from starving and you also know how to make food stretch.
In the brier I have noticed a number of people buying laying chickens. So eggs go to the gold standard, people will sell their eggs at half, make money and not starve. The eggs will sit, prices will come down and this farce of shortages will stop. If you prepared, then you are not hostage to buying stuff and the markets will depreciate as the scam will run it's course.
Just remember only the idiots starve.
Nuff Said
agtG
