Tuesday, June 28, 2022

Donald Trump Grabs the Wheel




As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.


By now you have heard the story of the January 6th Committee being told by Cassidy Hutchinson, that Deserter Donald Trump was told he could not join the Capitol protests and then attempted to grab the steering wheel from Secret Service and drive there himself.




The Secret Service denies this and fortunately for all the Lame Cherry has been investigating this and has uncovered the true story.

I have obtained the source of all of this in a movie script called GRAB THE WHEEL. It was written by Deserter Donald Trump's most gifted son, due to Melania being a Marianette Vaticanus, Barron.





Barron had been working on this script for sometime and had hoped to film it in the Trump second term, but when the DIA stole the election for Joe Biden, Donald being a loving father, and wanting to give his protege son to have all the benefits a father could give, hurriedly set up the filming of Grab the Wheel on Inauguration Day.

The casting call went out from Quest A. N. On, the successful Egyptian casting company for people to come to Washington DC to an open casting call which would be WILD, Willing Independent Layman  D Grade actors, who would be unpaid.

Well Deserter Donald gave his speech to the assembled hopeful actors, told them to walk down to the Capitol as extras, and second unit filming would begin there, while Donald Trump would film the action scenes.

Here is one of the few publicity photos the Lame Cherry has obtained showing Deserter Don behind the wheel of his 1968 Shelby Cobra with 429 Interceptor engine, four on the floor and 4 barrel Holley carbuerator burning rubber outside the White House.





This is another publicity photo of Ivanka Kushner before her epic scene of jumping off the hood of the antagonist's 1978 Camaro onto Marine One. Mrs. Kushner is pictured with her husband, Jared, who has a cameo as a loanshark named Shy.





Everything was going wonderfully as the Director Writer Producer, Barron von Trump was filming with the first unit, when for an unexplained reason, the filming permits from the National Park Service were not delivered and the FBI thought that a riot was taking place, but it was all just part of this action film, where the script called for the extras to enter the building to help swear in the new leader, a senile old man who almost drown while drinking a sippy cup.


Things just got out of hand after that as Barron and his cast packed up and left for Florida to finish the film there. It was all a complete misunderstanding really in all that has been taking place.

Fortunately the movie posters are being worked on by the graphics developers for the soon to be released film on the Trump Channel online. I happened to have one of them that was shared with me.





I have been told this is a fine movie, a creative genius, a sort of cross between Escape from LA, Bullit and The Sound of Music. The Trump family was simply trying to get back to work in entertaining the world as they were so successful at it, but a number of misunderstandings have taken place since that day.


The Lame Cherry hopes this investigative journalism puts to rest the misconceptions and misinterpretations which were heard on that day. In fact, the Secret Service were quite excited in speaking about their cameo roles and that is what Ms. Hutchinson heard. Not Deserter Don grabbing the wheel, but the Secret Service was talking about the movie title, Grab the Wheel.


Nuff Said


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