Lame Cherry: Double Clutch

No Dear, I can not help that Lame Cherry puts hot women on the blog,
as I did not even notice her as I was looking at her electronic lawnmower clutch.

As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

The Prequel.

Hello Lame Cherry,

So, get a load of this. I went back to the junkyard today and the zero-turn was gone. He said some guy came in and said, "I need something off that. Will you take $100 for it (the whole machine)." And the machine went. Two scenarios: 1) You have other readership in my exact area and thought the clutch idea was superb.

2) The field rats that monitor and harass me wanted to fuck with my mind.

Now, if someone thought the clutch idea was good, why would they blow $100 bucks on the entire machine when they could remove one bolt that was easily accessible and get the clutch for a few bucks?

I'm betting on 2) above.

Guess I need to keep my good finds to myself until I've secured them. Maybe there's a chance someone actually needed something else off it. Doubt it.

Take care and God Bless,

The sequel.

So I went back to JYG's after PB mentioned the above and my story was an empty next too. No mind fucking going on, just Jimmy. The story though is JYG amusing.

So we are getting a fuse box for the well house, and JYG had one that just came in by God's Grace, so I start telling him about PB's electric clutch and he is listening and cataloging for future projects. Then he says Jimmy the Retard came in and bought it for 75 bucks.

Jimmy was short on the 75, so he was going to "owe" JYG for it, but the guy Jimmy the Retard was riding with had a pile of copper and copper is like gold now in salvage so JYG bought that and shorted the guy and told him to get the rest from Jimmy the Retard.

So Jimmy tried screwing JYG out of 3 bucks and it ended up costing him 5 more.

Jimmy the Retard was from a retard family. They all went to special ed. His brother is the real dim one but damn if he didn't reproduce, so he got that figured out.

JYG said the reason he did that account balancing is Jimmy rented from him, stiffed him for a 1000 dollars before JYG threw his ass out. JYG caught him home one day, and Jimmy would not answer the door, so JYG went in, and Jimmy being caught, jumped into bed and pretended he was sleeping. He told JYG he did not have any money.

Jimmy hid for 2 years from JYG as he thought JYG was going to beat his ass. JYG said it was more fun scaring that bastard as he told him, 'Jimmy you never know, one day you are going to be in the dark and BAM, I'm going to jump out and beat the shit out of you?

I tend to overpay JYG and that is why I get 75 dollar fuse boxes which you can not longer get for 3 bucks.

Just so you are not confused Jimmy the Retard is not related to the Tard Brothers. Nor is Jimmy the Jim who gave JYG a payloader which JYG was fixing up, and then the owner called JYG and wanted it back. The owner said, "Listen I'm high and drunk now, but that is my payloader, I will touch base with you later".
Doper called the next day and said JYG could have the payloader, but he wanted the rear end out of it. JYG told him the rear end was shot as someone ran it out of oil. Nice payloader but damn, two gears are out and 4 different sized tires on it.

I really would like to get a payloader as you get one of them big things you can dig lakes and push around about anything you like. Well future tense I suppose in waiting on rich people scared shitless they are going to have the cartel take all their money from them and they won't end up with jack, shit or my good will to God for huge donations.

For those in this woke age who might think I'm being tardacist or something, the answer is, JYG knows lots of people. He has to call them Black Steve so he is not confused with Old Steve, just like there is Jimmy who is Jimmy, then Jim the guy who gives payloaders away and then Jimmy the Retard who is a tard. You just have to keep things straight like that as you don't want to get a payloader from Jim, and you do not want to rent to the Retard as chances are his friend with copper is not going to be around to pay the bills. Original Jimmy is good so you can get payloaders and rent to him.

I honestly would like it if PB had another LC reader in Maine, because someone dropping Franklin on junk is someone who might make an investment of funds to the Lame Cherry.

I bet an e clutch would be sweet like a paid for woman, on a silage chopper turned into a apple shredder. Could play with that most of the afternoon. We had an electronic clutch on a John Deere 55 combine on the head. I would like to get the flat belt pulley off an old 55 to make into a wood splitter......would like a train too but I doubt Warren Buffett would be handing out old trains to me. Could really crack some wood with that.

OK I have to stop playing now and be an adult.