As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
I cringe at what I ate as a child, which was the way I was eating not that long ago.
I once called up Twizzlers and complained that their Strawberry twizzlers were cherry in the package I got. The woman asked me how much I ate......she was shocked when I said I ate a bag of them, as I told her, "I like Twizzlers".
Yes I used to eat 25 of those ropes without a problem. There was no such thing as saving for another day and they never got stale or hard as sticks.
That is not the case so much now. I deal with Red Vines mostly and a couple of them is about all I want and in that a tub of them get hard as sticks.
If you have a problem like that, I was Inspired tonight by God to pop one into the mircrowave for about 7 seconds, and they come out so you can at least bite them off, not like jerky.
I have not tried this on Twizzlers, but doubt there would be any difference.
The thing is my old man was an expert on the shit no one cared about. He was always lecturing that macaroni was not noodles. Of course his pronunciation was macaronAH, but he had his own validation process like all losers so you just nodded and got away from him as quick as possible.
He had a fixation on licorice too. He was right about it, as licorice are not red twists. Licorice is that black shit that tastes like licorice. I never liked that shit, but of course ate it when that was all there was in the candy drawer, but damn that was just tedious to say licorice and get a lecture on licorice was not red twists.
He also was adamant that a COUPLE was two and not three or four if you were getting candy out of a bag. Anal as hell, and people get that way when they are out of control, and looking for something to prove they are not stupid as hell. TL's old man is that type. He is just odd as hell in what he hides in and the things he seizes upon to be an always expert on just has people running away and never coming back.
So don't get burned by hot red twists, but at least you don't have to bite sticks off and pretend that you really like chewing on shit that a beaver would leave alone.
This is another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
...and yes I prefer Twizzlers to Red Vine just like I prefer Coke to Pepsi just like I prefer Hershey's to Nestles.
Nuff Said
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