As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
I had no idea I was about to enter my God given mission to save people from a fate worse than nuclear war, Fauci plagues or lack of wifi speed in the greatest threat to humanity, greater than climate change is the thing that everyone thinks they are an expert at and that is riding a bicycle.
OK I know how it goes, you women think you are like the woman above or a man looking at the woman above, in you think you get a bicycle and your giant vagina is going to be tight as a virgins again and you will be pretty as Melania Trump, but that is not the case at all. I have done a great deal of research in this and the first thing I discovered was, "Do you know Jesus was having a great time being the Son of God and doing miracles and then one day he had someone give him a bicycle and he went for a ride, and next thing you know he is hanging on a cross".
I have a photo below of what women really look like on bicycles.
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OK one comment, I have a cousin who looks allot like this. She talks about sex, affairs and asks if young girls are having sex. I do not want to see her on a bike nor have the ghastly image of this having coitus.
I have found a disturbing history of the bicycle. Adolf Hitler was a nice guy and then he rode a bike on the autobahn. Richard Nixon was loved by all and then he went for a bike ride at San Clemente and he got impeached. Ashley Judd was hot.......got on a bike......now is not.
I have it on good authority that Barack Hussein Obama was a beefy chic magnet. Then he got on a bike and turned into this.
Then there is Dictator Biden. He was off to a great start in stealing elections..........he got on a bike and the rest has been downhill from there.
Then take the example of this nice mild mannered man. He was celibate, he was happy, he was rich, he has friends, he was a success. Then he got on a bike, was hit by this woman, who took him home, married him, drained his bank accounts, produced children who worked him to death for woke things and in the end his life was ruined, all because he rode a bicycle.
It got so bad that Amy Grant got on a bike. Sang a song about the guy above, her breasts shrunk and she got in a bike crash herself.
So you can see that the bicycle has brought about the ruin of those who have been tempted by them. The bicycle has a resonant magnetic frequency which is perfect to broadcast beta waves to the human brain, like a sirens song, tempting them and convincing them to believe all sorts of fantastic things.which no human is going to be ever capable of.
I had no idea of any of this until I was alerted to this in a Knight, Sir.........I better not say his name from Albion, wrote to tell me that I was his Bicycles Anonymous, in they had heard the siren's call, but rightly instead donated to the Lame Cherry, saving themselves from all sorts of harm, like hurting their back loading and unloading a bicycle into the boot of a car. being castrated by a bicycle chain and being saved from a rock n roll career reviving Led Zeplin by playing the new hit tune, Putin Blitz Me, which would have been a disaster as no on wants woke fans as the boys all smell of soy and the girls .......no one wants to smell them.
I am so thankful for this new mission to save lives from the greatest threat in the universe, the bicycle.
Just remember, never say anything around your bicycle, because they are always listening. They never sleep.
This is another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
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