As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
In a bizarre story, it has been revealed that Duc Harry has been secretly funding research in Indonesia, looking for an extinct Hobbitt which keeps being reported in by the natives.
The story carried here, reports the research of Dr. Gregory Forth. Dr. Forth is convinced he is on the trail of the unicorn on this island.
Why Duc Harry would be interested in funding research looking for these sub humans became a bit more clear when someone noticed in his briefcase this artists conception of what this Hobbitt looks like.
As one can see in comparing the two, that the Hobbitt of Indonesia resembles Meghan Markel around the lips, eyes and nose. It would seem that Harry is planning some kind of family reunion with Meghan's long lost family.
We all remember that Barack Hussein Obama also is a native of Indonesia, so perhaps there are Hobbitts there that resemble Birther Hussein too.
It has been rumored that Mrs. Duc was thinking about being president of the United States, but as America already has a dictator and a quadroon in waiting, that maybe Meghan is seeking to be Queen of the Hobbitts and Duc Harry could be like zoo manager as he really has nothing to do, except raising his chickens and giving peeks to people in the media what is inside Harry's briefcase.
While most of what is inside of Harry's briefcase was deemed inappropriate, in fact pornographic, this photo was deemed acceptable as Mrs. Duc posed for the cover of National Geographic and Harry used to tell Princess Diane, "Mummy I'm not masturbating at photos of naked Negroid women. I'm reading the articles as I want to grow up to rule these Hobbitts".
The Lame Cherry understands in psychology that it is hard to break teenage filthy habits when one is a child and it is easier to just bring them into a some perverted marriage, perverted life and perverted research as the subject attempts to assimilate their psychosis into their modern world.
So it appears that the Sojouners of Sussex are planning on leaving America and venturing to another isle to rule their kind of people, after all it is in the family, and Harry has had an island fever since he was a lad.
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