which put me into the White House and I never even said Thank You.
As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
The Lame Cherry has become aware like all of you that ex prez Donald the deserter Trump has called for a Special Master to review the documents the FBI seized from the Trump mansion.
Of course the Lame Cherry requests the court to appoint me to this role. Based on past performances in Protector of America, Robert Mueller, I will need like a 50 million dollar budget. I also to get away from the influence of the media, police state and politicians, will set up my review at the King Ranch in Texas.
In order to do a comprehensive and thorough review, I will go Black Buck hunting on the ranch to keep my mind clear.
I will include in my review board the following exemplary Americans.
Jerry Mathers.
Kevin Sorbo
Pat Sajack
Lee Purcell
Jameson Parker
Scott Baio
As these distinguished Americans complete their tasks without deadline, I will engage in part two of this review.
Meet you on the other side.
This past week, Trump has filed a motion asking for a “special master” to review the documents the FBI seized form Mar-a-Lago.
Cornell Law describes a “special master” as someone appointed by the court to carry out some sort of action on its behalf.
Cornell continues:
“Theoretically, a ‘special master’ is distinguished from a ‘master’.
A master’s function is essentially investigative, compiling evidence or documents to inform some future action by the court, whereas a ‘special master’ carries out some direct action on the part of the court.
It appears, however, that the ‘special master’ designation is often used for people doing purely investigative work, and that the simple ‘master’ designation is falling out of use.”
Special Masters are, then another court-appointed official who aids in accountability to the law.
Now, a federal judge has indicated agreement on Trump’s request for the special master.
To give this review the kind of nuance which America expects from their regime, I will Air Board Karl Rove, following on the fine Bush tradition of waterboarding.
As water is in short supply in the West, I will use air. Mr. Rove will be secured to a board, a Bathesda Naval doctor will monitor his life signs, and with the CIA and FBI observing, Mr. Rove will be questioned about his knowledge by having a plastic bag tied around his head until he passes out.
The nice part of this New Green method of woke questioning is it does not waste any water as Bush did, and the plastic bag contains all those carbon greenhouse gases.
Meet you on the other side.
Rove appeared on Fox News, looking desperate to start some rumors and damage Trump with his style of fake news and gossip.
“The Secret Service – and this is just my own personal conjecture, no information other than simply knowing the Secret Service is there – they have no statutory responsibility over classified material,” he said on the Fox News show “America Reports” hosted by John Roberts on Friday.
Rove was talking about the alleged purpose for the raid, saying:
“Why he was holding on to these materials when he had no legal authority to do so under the Presidential Records Act is beyond me.”
“The Presidential Records Act is clear,” Rove said on Fox News
I will next move on and Air Board Mary Trump, well I will make an exception as her an Liz Cheney we will instead Mirror Board, which is most effective in you secure an ugly person to a board, then put a mirror in front of them, and all they see is how ugly they are, and this will break them in 20 minutes.
As the Lame Cherry adores the pre woke Dick Cheney, it advises that Dick gains legal protection as his daughter will probably blurt out all kinds of crimes he was involved in.
Meet you on the other side.
“Mary Trump, Donald Trump’s far-left niece who has been smearing him in the media for years, suggested his son-in-law Jared Kushner could be the mole in the Trump camp who tipped off the FBI about confidential documents that were being held at Mar-a-Lago,” Carmine Sabia reported for Conservative Brief.
The raid was approved by Attorney General Merrick Garland, but it’s believed a confidential source first gave information to federal authorities.
“During an interview with liberal host Dean Obeidallah, she speculated that Jared Kushner, the husband of Ivanka Trump, was the confidential source that tipped off the FBI
After this necessary information gathering, I will open this to the public, who can suggest people I should Air Board to gather pertinent information. I think I can Air and Mirror Board about 100 people a day. I suspect that my review will take about 2 years, as there are many animals to hunt on the King Ranch, and I should be able to deal with about every person America hates with these 73000, people I will be questioning.
There will be limits though or exemptions, as we will not be questioning Jared Kushner who was ratted out by his cousin, Mary Trump. The reason is that Ivanka just lost her Mum and she simply is in a delicate condition and we would not ever want to strain her emotions.
We also will not question Hunter Biden, not due to executive priv, but he is so foul that there is not enough computer space to contain all the horrid things he has done. I simply do not want to know that Dictator Biden ordered AG Merrick Garland to order FBI Director Wray to order a lesbian FBI agent to sniff Melania Trump's underwear and package the best ones off to Hunter who has been masturbating in them.
There must be limits in this Trump Mansion investigation as we must stay focused on the trap that Donald Trump set for the FBI in baiting them to make the raid.
I think this post should be my resume for Grande Master of the Review. I will continue to post here on various topics as I do need to try and pay my bills with the kindness of the few people who do donate.
Oh and one more thing, Donald Trump and the courts are sexist in focusing only on males in the role of Master instead of the Grande Mistress who should be considered in this too. I though will not hold this against the ex president, Donald the deserter Trump, as Justice is balanced and blind.
Nuff Said
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