As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
One of thee most frustrating things about this caretaker thing we have been involved in with my Grandpa's place is the Goddamn locks. You would have to know rural America as no one around here who has any sense never locks their doors.
JYG never locks his door. Hell most of the time the door is wide open literally. My neighbors never lock their doors. You just drop things off, walk in and set them on the table and walk out. That is not the case with the Goddamn riff raff though the uncle and later that asshole kid of his in causing problems has caused.
I couldn't figure out what the hell was going on at first, but that asshole kid was I think trying to get the place robbed for insurance. We would work our asses off with the person who paid for the place in his sister, to get it secure, and sure as hell next time we turned around, there would be some doper or some asshole the kid had requested to be on the place, which defeated the entire purporse of camera security.
Yeah the asshole was trying to frustrate me to get me to leave as it was a real problem but we stuck it out as we really like the sister who owned the place.
That asshole kid though even cut the chain and left the gate open when he was here being an asshole. That was a real FU to me, but no sooner was he gone, than I want to town and GOT A BIGGER CHAIN which would be impossible to cut off the gate.
It is a annoying though as we have to open a gate every time we go over there with a lock and lock back up. We have to open the locks to the house and buildings. The one God Inspired moment I did not understand the genius of, was the Uncle was too tight as the kid to replace a broken screen door latch. So when it blew the door off the house for the 3rd time I had enough of that and went and got a replacement. As the store was having a clearance, I happened to get one with a lock. Asshole kid did not have a key to the lock and no one else did.........only us. That was a gamechanger.
It does not though cause problems as this is the second time in a year that I literally lock the keys, leaving them in the inside door. This timem I was shutting the screen door window and with getting loaded I just overlooked them, flipped the latch for the screen door and walked out.
TL was wondering the next day where the key was. Last time I left it in my pants pocket, but there were not keys this time, so I drove back in a moment to spare, cussed when I saw the outside door was locked and wondered where in hell I had lost those keys this time. Went and got the spare set, opened the door, and there they were in lock.
As I said no on lock shit around here. It is stupid as it just breaks the lock or a window. Better to have some asshole walk in, steal things and shoot their asses in the process or when you go to get your things out of their garage. It is a great system as even the meth heads respect it. It all got fucked up with that damned asshole kid and the uncle leaving the riff raff get too close.
I can understand as JYG had some friend of a kid of their's enter their home and steal like 700 bucks in coins. The last time that happened his kid actually left an IOU note in the jar, as our theives are honest here. This shit though was just one of those things that these dumb fuck woke shits appear or their know it all parents and they just fuck the system up, as they think no one is going to do something worse than shoot their ass.
It is tiresome though in locking things and keep track. I know most of you people got them dangling keys like coin in so many keys, and I hate it. Hell I won't even take the keys out of my pick up which again is what most people in the Brier do not do. Locks are for places where the law protects the criminals.
I honestly look forward to the day that this shit head is gone so we can go back to the shoot the criminal honor system. Right now JYG sold me a watch dog. My watch dog is this huge meat smoker. I parked it in sight on the driveway and everyone can see it and will talk about it. It worked wonders as we were out for walk and the Gopher stopped and asked me direct if we were moving over there. I said I hoped to, and the reason the question came was they saw that smoker and figured we were moving in. I know my People and I know how to bait and lure them just like coyotes. I can make a set and get them to do what I want better than Edward Lansdale ever dreamed up.
So I pity you people with locks. The Brier is a place where some Niggers appeared, some friends of some trash apparently, and they were from Chicago. They thought it was easy pickings out here and ventured across this farm field to rob a house. The owner was home doing nothing but watching for things to shoot and seen the Niggers appear, got his shotgun, pointed it at them when the Niggers tried to break in, and the Niggers ran for their lives, ran to their car, tore the hell out of Dodge and our law caught them and now the state has more Niggers in the grey bar who don't know how rural people do things.
All of this is starting to rub off on TL who wondered how in the hell I see things. TL is starting to see things. You read sign in tracks, in things out of place and you are just naturally suspicious of everything. I can tell you if things are off with any of my neighbors in their patterns change. Hell I can tell you when I think the dopers are doing a meth batch as the stink is different in their yard when you drive by. It is none of my damn business and the law doesn't arrest them so they are probably getting a kickback bribe so everyone is happy and as long as they are not raising hell on my road, I don't give a shit what kind of crimes are condoned by the federal regime.
I do hate locks though. Have extreme contempt for them. World would not need locks if the law was enforced as it should be in putting the scare into people who think they do not have to respect a door which is not locked.
Nuff Said
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