As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
We have this cat, male cat. His mum was a petite white cat named Princess. She got murdered by a great horned owl, because thee American regime protects Goddamn predators that kill things in order to collectively destroy people who produce and live off the land.
Princess was little. She had a litter of kittens, or tried. TL found her and I had to pull a rotten one out of her.
She was a nice kitty.
She had one kitten the next year, under a tin rooting piece on the ground. We saved him and most of the cats we have are out of him. I swore he had top priority and I would kill any cat that challenged him. I have killed allot of mean ass tom cats in saving that very nice male cat.
He got driven off by other cats until I got them shot. He came back, was really ornery sounding, but he never bit or clawed me, as I carried him home.
He really can not fight. He is too nice, so he gets the shit chewed out of him. One time I thought he was going to die, but I get meat cat food in a can and nurse him back.
We had this tabby tom show up. I shot at that damn thing as he was trying to fuck another cat, but I missed him. I always know there is trouble when I miss, because I do not miss. I am a believer in the things of nature, that there are spirits in all and that evil does promote and protect certain animals. Cats having 9 lives is from familiars protecting their conduits.
So I missed him. Our cat got mauled. Drove that demonic cat off, it came back and this time our cat got his bottom lip tore off and he was bit to hell. I thought that was it for the duration and then I spotted that son of a bitch walking down the driveway and he disappeared. He is a smart bastard and was protected by the devil.
So TL saw him again, no shot was offered.
So I saw him again, no shot as satan was protecting.
TL saw him by the house one evening while feeding cats. He just disappeared. No shot, because satan was protecting that bastard.
So we have this cat inside the house, Fuzzy. I saved her from death and she does an ok job killing mice when she is not forever catting. So we had the windows open and TL said that demon cat was under the window making cat sounds. Yeah he makes cat sounds, and our kittens we had late stopped making cat sounds as he murdered them so he could fuck the females. Saved me from having to watch them die in the HAARP cold, but all the same, I don't want Mexican invaders promoted by the US regime to be eating my animals just so I don't have to watch them die either.
So the cat is a problem.
Our male cat, could smell him, but that demon cat is smart.
So I was exhausted as I normally am and laid down before bed to take a nap as TL was up doing TL things and wakes me up so I can check things before bed. I get up, look out the door and there is that damned demon cat, eyes shining in the porch light. So I get TL to make sure it is the demon cat, as I do not want to blast any of our cats. When I was looking last time, we got this cat named Rimmer, a tabby too was up on the picnic table and you have to be careful with a gun to not shoot the wrong cat as cats do look the same.
So TL silently checks and motions that is demon cat who as invaded our peace. As I missed last time with the 22 in this cat had demon protection, I chose the Catwacker. If you want to kill a cat on the spot, you get a shotgun, as cats run off with rifle bullets, but the energy blast from a shotgun anchors them on the spot.
So I get the bolt action 20 gauge shotgun my old man picked up with a pile of junk guns long ago. It was broke, but I got to fixing on it. Did not know if it would work until I shot it, and as it did not blow my head off, it worked. Worked fine medicine on a skunk in the field I chased down as we were on our way to town.
It is not a perfect shotgun. It has a clip for ammo and that is kind of loose and you have to kind of pay attention when it feeds in the shell, but once it gets loaded it is dependable.
I had pronounced that I would get my shot. I always get my shot, but sometimes it takes awhile for the devil magic to be negated. There is a fraction of a second in getting your shot. Either the animal holds when you line up or it is gone. I won't fire at running things when they are demon protected as it only makes them wilder. Best to just let them prowl around like a roaring lion and then kill their pompous asses when they think the possess the situation.
So the cat moved, but I got the door open, and was standing on the door step, making sure no other cats are around and I still got the right cat as I can not be sure in the dark with just glowing eyes. I pull up, make sure I am in the right direction as I will only get one chance and the gun goes BOOM.
Cat is laying there. Another of our calico cats runs off which was in direct line as it was dark. TL later says it was on the porch eating with the other cats so I did not scuff it.
TL came out with the flashlight and it was the demon cat. Held still long enough as God broke the spell.
I dug a hole and buried it. Was much elated over the completion as I hate cats, but I hate cats beating up my cats and killing my cats I don't want.
I got to thinking this morning about all this, and I figure now this was a Catholic cat. They are all Catholic cats. See you got these Goddamn do gooders in town, always catching these Goddamn stray cats. Sometimes they got to Humane to be killed and sometimes they get dumped off at the parents home or just at the lake or just in the country as country folk are nice people.
See I had several live traps set up for coons and skunk etc.. and that damn cat never went near them. Sure I caught our cats, but not that cat. The reason was the Holy Ghost said was that this cat had been trapped in town, and then dumped. You get the same shit with coons. Trap them and let them loose and they won't go into a trap. Makes a big hassle in do gooders inviting in invades and teaching them things.
So I had a taught cat, a taught demon cat, which probably had some Catholic mass blessing as those leggers are always blessing shit with their necro worship or off queen of heaven demons rosary empowering all kinds of evil.
I spoke I would get my shot. I never know when it will come in my speaking things in God, but I spoke it and I got my shot to undo all this good deed doer shit.
Good deed doer cost me cat food which I can not afford.
Good deed doer got my tame male cut beat to hell twice......costing me more food to heal him up.
Good deed doer cost me time.
Good deed doer got a few batches of little kitties murdered.
That is good deed doers with invaders in all they unleash on peaceful people and their critters.
That though ends this saga for awhile as there are always more invaders. I end up catching and killing several nasty murderous tom cats every year protecting our animals and place here, from their diseases and their murderous actions. I really hate this shit and hate it when they teach these Goddamn cats to not get into traps so after some Catholic demon rosary blessing I got a super demon cat to deal with.
First time I saw this son of a bitch was he was by the garage we built, looking wild eyed. We were going someplace and I do not like killing cats even if I hate them. So I did not administer the deed then. Have killed some major problem cats this year, the black one ripping the throats out of other cats, another invader cat that was taking over running our cats out and killing them, another tom that was not behaving, and this demon cat from the Vatican mass.
I do believe that demons can bend bullet paths to make a miss. Have had it happen to often with vermin on this place. My shot comes but the damage is usually done in the meantime. Oh yeah, there was that other big tom cat that was around and I blasted that one too. All were 22 shots, because they were not demon cats, just murderous cats that are that way by nature. When you get the demon cats from the Vatican though, you need a Catwacker to leave no room for error, as demons have a tough time moving a shot load off target when God is holding it still to end it's invasion of a peaceful place.
Nuff Said
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