The Deadly Shrew
As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
In the Deadly Shrew Wars, the score is Fuzzy 1, Deadly Shrew 0.
Deadly Shrews are deadly because they are meat eaters. I like them a great deal, but they are Deadly Shews and when they invade the garrison, it is deadly versus deadly, and this time it was the Deadly Shrew was dead.
Fittingly, Fuzzy was making triumphant, exuberant and joyful sprints through the house, having won the contest and lived in the Deadly Shrew Wars.
We will skin the Deadly Shrew, put it onto a stretcher to dry with tail, and then hang it on the position of honor on the Deadly Shrew War wall, as there are no medals in the Deadly Shrew War, not promotions in the Deadly Shrew War, only the Deadly Shrew hanging from the nail pike, as a trophy to what happens to invaders when they invade with their filth and plagues and rapine, and they are slain upon the battlefield, as this is the Deadly Shrew War.
Nuff Said
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