Starring the manly Valerie Bertinelli as Jim Kirk, some actress as Mr. Spock
and Shannon Doherty as Dr. Leonard McCoy
As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
Captain, as First Officer, it has come to my attention that something
seems to be bothering you?
You are very perceptive Mr. Spock, but with our chances of survival
now at Zero minus 5 million percent, can the focus really be about just me?
Well, as you asked Mr. Spock, what is on my mind is.......if we were women,
would I still be the most attractive as a woman?
Captain, you have blown up the Klingon Empire, shattered the Romulans, and
have had sex with 97% of the humans, aliens and robots we have made contact with.
But Spock, I never had sex with those 3 females you did, the woman with the fur
in the ice cave, that spore woman and that Romulan commander. Am I really
attractive as a man if I am not 100% and would I still be chosen by women as
a woman?
Captain, as your friend Jim, let me assure you, that the females I had
melded, each one in the throws of passion was screaming out your name
and not mine.
That does make me feel better Spock. But was it screamed with conviction though
like even if we were both women, that she would still prefer me, as you know
Spock I have fantasized about you as a woman, and even I prefer you over me
as you have lovely eyes of tranquil beauty.
Yes Captain, they screamed it with conviction, howled it like a crossbred hound,
tapped it out in Deep Space Code like a woodpecker, so that all my Vulcan
relatives for a 1000 generations felt it and heard it.
Yes but Spock did all the Vulcans believe it? I mean even if Bones were there
as you know he got that one woman in the hollow planet that both of us never
copulated with.
Jim, the alien that Bones had, was only thinking of you.
She even had fantasies if she was a man, she would still
prefer you as a woman over all other robots, aliens or humans.
Spock I know this was really bothering you. Try not to be so
emotional like a woman, like your mother was after our little kiss.
I'll have to kill you if you kissed my mother.
Spock, it was just an innocent kiss. Not like I had sex with your
manipulative Vulcan bride to be, wearing traditional Vulcan logical
panties as they are cool in the hot Vulcan summer.
You had sex with my bride to be, an were wearing traditional Vulcan logical
panties? I can understand that Jim as you do wear all kinds of underwear well.
Even my mother mentioned that to me.
But let's get one thing straight you two, you have to stop having
this stuff bothering you, and be more like me, just happy to be a man,
as we might not survive what we are up against.
agtG
