Lame Cherry: It was Ron Howard's Fault

That damned Opie caused all of this.

As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

I was watching an episode of Gunsmoke and it all came to me in what is wrong with the world hating Harry Hewitt, aka Prince Harry.

The answer was right below.

That Aunt Bea had me hot.

Yes it is none other than that littlo shit, Opie Taylor, Richie Cunningham and Ronnie Howard, that prick liberal.

You tell me anyone who ever liked those damned red hair kid artwork that I can't remember that guys name. It just all prepared us for hating Opie Taylor. No one liked that mumbling kid who could not act. He was just annoying as hell. Still is annoying as hell and he is bald on both ends now.

People hate red heads boy, get some shoe polish on that hair.

OK in this Gunsmoke episode, his mother is I think Linda Crystal the star of High Chaparral and that fuck Opie is sniffing her hair like a horny teenager which the kid is. I mean his own mother on the show and he is snuffing her up. Why in the hell James Best or James Arness didn't crack that kid is beyond belief.

I am Miriam Colon. He sniffed me. It was creepy. He was a little perv.

What a loser Ron Howard is. Andy Griffith, another damned liberal, had his show cancelled and no one would hire this now uglier teenager and here he ends up on Gunsmoke perving on women.

I never wanted the Comanche to win at anything so much. Norman Rockwell and that red hair artwork just tortured people and that damned Ron Howard was an extra dose.

I just adore Clint Howard. He is a great actor. Loved him in every role. It is Ron who is to blame for holding him back, as no one wanted that Ron Howard around as they always said that, "I would hire Clint for that John Wayne movie, but that damned Ron, I hate him, people hate him and it will ruin the picture".

I am Linda Crystal. Obama snuffed Miriam and she liked it.

So who enters the picture, Harry Hewitt another red haired grinny bastard, dumb as fuck and a sniffer too perving around all the time. Damned flake liberal, marries that woggette and gets led around by his dick like Ron and people just hate all that shit.

I mean you got Norman Rockwell, then Opie, and who shows up but that little horse whip bastard, red haired Harry. Dude was like running on empty at birth, and then he steps into Ron Howard's world of public hate and what the hell do you expect is going to happen?

Just look below what we have to look forward to. A bald Harry Hewitt and two of these aged Rockwell poster boys.

Ron Howard reveals hair loss was due to anxiety over The Fonz ...

Oct 12, 2021 ... And now Ron Howard, 67, has revealed that he began losing his hair aged 20 due to anxiety over Henry Winkler's The Fonz eclipsing his character ...

What a girl. What a loser. Upset that Henry Wilker was getting girls wet and boys hard.

Maybe all of this could be rectified if King Chuck would like burn all the Norman Rockwell shit and get Dictator Biden to extradite Opie to England where they could lock him in the Tower. I think people would be appeased in that, after all this torture. I mean couldn't Andy Griffith just got drunk a few times, come home and tanned that kid's ass for being a red head. It would have increased ratings as people would have loved that. Saved Harry all this hate he is burdened with.

Well at least now we can end this on one thing we can be sure of. We know Harry was jacking off to Blacks in National Geographic, while Meghan was doing more than watching Opie on television.