As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
It appears that Mr. and Mrs. Harry Hewitt are applying for jobs as working royals in England again.
Prince Harry and Meghan Want to Return as Working Royals on 'Their Own Terms'
Fortunately there are two jobs available which Harry and Meghan are qualified for.
13 current job(s) ; Warehouse Operative, Windsor Castle, 7 Apr 2024 ; Communications Assistant, Buckingham Palace, 7 Apr 2024 ; Senior Sous Chef, Buckingham Palace ...
For Harry:
Qualifications: Boy must be stupid. Preferred applicant's father was affiliated with horses. Must be able to operate manure fork, bathe horses including genitals and be kicked and bitten, by the King's horses or the Royal Grandchildren.
For Meghan.
Qualifications: Girl must be really stupid. Preferred applicant is of Negroid DNA. Applicant may have on the job training in scrubbing toilets, emptying tampon bins, polishing Royal bedits. A quadroon with children is preferred as the little ones hands can be used to clean out shower drains.
So it looks like Donald Trump will not have to deport Harry and Meghan Hewitt and those little royal bastards, as the jobs are waiting, and seem specifically tailored to their employment.
There was something in fine print which was interesting though.
Employees of the Crown who fail to perform perfectly at the service of the Royals will be relocated to the Tower of London until their wetware expiration date is assumed.
I don't know what this exactly means, but I would not let a little qualification like this keep Harry and Meghan from the jobs they were born to.
Nuff Said
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