Thursday, October 31, 2024

Peach Beer

 




As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.


I never have been able to figure out beer. Sometimes I think beer is wonderful and the next time I think, "This is the most horrid thing ever". I think beer has China quality control, in they have none. Sometimes it is hops, sometimes it is barley and sometimes water. I think I like the water part best as my beer drinking usually is with tomatoe juice.

I also think that the 16 ounce cowboys are unnecessary. 12 ounce cans are more than enough. Yet JYG has a guy who dumps half a dumpster of beer cans every few months. Dude must drink at 6 and 12 back a night.

That leads me to the Busch Peach Lite Beer.

I love peaches. Like peach flavored stuff. The idea of peach beer ...........we tried honey beer. Yes sounds like a great idea, but it tastes bitter. Beer is odd that way in beer does not go good with everything.

So I asked the checkers.......nope they had not tried it. I asked the grocery people.......nope they had not tried it. I had one gal who had one in her fridge........and then I talked to a gal who actually drank the stuff and did not like it.


So we were on adventure day and thirsty. I was not in a mood for one bottle of hard apple cider which was not that koolade great, so I asked the liquor store gal what she thought. She said she had a guy come in, bought some, took it home to his wife, she liked it, so he bought 2 more cases.

I keep hearing that people buy lots of this beer.

So there was a 6 pack in the cooler and that was not a case, and I thought we should have an adventure and I got that, even if Busch is woke shit nuts.

TL tried it first and said it was not bad. I tried it....odd how it tasted kind of like a strong peach flavor. The more I sipped on the one can, the more beer I could taste. It was ok........better than what I thought and not as bad as I thought it could be for wicked fag beer.

So we have been working on that 6 pack. As you can tell we are not downing Silly Sally 6 packs at one sitting. Second round was not so bad. Same effect. We drank it sort of warm, sort of ice cold, and even drank two on a "the PTO seals did not fit that I ordered trip to town" and my conclusion is, this kind of tastes like cough syrup. Not cherry like that name brand Robitussin but peach strong like that.

It ain't bad. I'm still trying to figure out if it will wear on me or not as it ain't that bad. It is kind of like having a hoppy bad beer and you think you will never have another beer, and then there is something in this beer in the peach, that kind of cuts that revulsion, so you think, "Yeah I can see why people by that case of beer for their women folk that do not like beer".

So in that, it is like a wine cooler, not as sour bitter. They say this shit is a limited edition, but then I hope Budweiser and Michelobe are all limited editions now as that fag shit beer woke foreigners abusing customers must end. So maybe peach beer will never return. Who knows. I just know I'm not drinking them watermelon Mountain Dew flavors. They have ruined things in those disgusting trials.

I like peach beer, better than Twisted Tea. The reason I try things, is I see my drunken neighbors throwing out cans, boxes and bottles and give things a try. Twisted Tea is worse than cough syrup, way worse than regular beer.


So the rating would be like a good Coors or Miller, that has no flavor, then peach beer, and after that like those midwestern beers like grain belt that are just stout nasty....brother had some wheat beer that was enough to make you think you were drinking poison.......Twisted Tea is in that realm of awful scale.


Actually I like non alcohol Ginger Beer, Cock & Bull. Has to be cold  and is more of a winter drink, but I like that lots better than peach beer.

So as I wasted weeks asking people about something, this is the revelation of what peach beer is kind of like, cough syrup. People who like cough syrup will probably like it. People who like bitter rancid ass shit like gin and tonic, will probably like bitter beers. That is the English as they like malaria and bitter drinks. They drink allot of tonic water around here........cheap ass gin too. We drink it for the COVID with zinc tablets. It is better than Twisted Tea, but not by much.


So that is the review on peach beer. If they sold singles to get people to try it, they probably would sell more of this stuff. They have an apple beer, but not trying that as my adventure threshold on beer has run out.


Nuff Said


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