Friday, November 15, 2024

The Skirt Trade




No, no,  your friend John Thune had nothing to do with this, we love you.



As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.


The Lame Cherry's assessment in placing Kristi Noem of South Dakota among the biggest losers of 2024 in Harris and Big Mike, has some additional information, in Kristi Noem does have some value apparently, as she is being traded by the big boys for political graft.

Now some might call this whoredom, human trafficking, or just plain old pussy bartering, but women do that all the time, to rule the world, Some like Kamala and Big Mike do not have much to trade so they end up not on top. Others like Noem, well she really does not have allot to say about this, but others do, as the Tucker Carlson Conservatives detest this woman.




The reason Kristi Noem has value as puppy slayer is that John Thune is now Senate leader and the trade like Elaine Choa, Mitch McConnells Peking skirt, is that Noem gets put into Homeland as John Homan runs everything as Border Czar, to which John Thune will not be a RHINO in blocking Trump's picks.

This is a huge price for Thune as Noem is the weak link in this being a puppy slayer and she might get the Tom Daschle treatment under Obama in being cut to the wind. The People of South Dakota are grateful to Donald Trump for liberating them from Pedo Noem, and are just praying this woman resigns before the vote, so if she is tossed out, they are not going to be stuck with her again.

So that is the deal. Trump puts Noem into DHS as a figurehead, and Thune passes all the Trump picks without drama and allows recess appointments.

Now I would be humiliated if I was Kristi Noem, but she really thinks this is an honour.


In addition to the skirt trade, the Lame Cherry is all for the next one which is still in the works. See Lara Trump, the go getter greyhound saver wife that got the race track dogs killed and no new puppies as they have no use, was a good choice to co chair the DNC. She did a bang up job, still has nice breasts after having children, to comfort people and Donald Trump wants to reward her good work by appointing her Senator from Florida to get rid of Cabana Boy Marco Rubio, who is being tempted with the Secretary of State slot.

For State, I like Rubio. Out of the McCain trio of Hero McCain, Lindsey Gay Ear Graham, and Rubio, I like sweaty Marco as he has been statesman like. No he can not be trusted, but the Jews wanted him for President once, the Bush fam wanted him as Vice President, Trump owes the Latins a big appointment for voting for him, and as Monroe Trump shifts to the Americas, Marco speaking beaner is a great addition to this foreign policy.

I have written  before on this that Rubio is not an anchor baby. His parents were part of the American protectorate of Cuba due to the Spanish American War. Those Cubans are special status like McCain born on a military base beyond the borders. Rubio is not Ted Cruz born in Canada, but I hope Cruz is appointed to the Supreme Court as liberals try to off Senora Sotomayor.


Anyway, the Lara trade involves Governor Jewlove De Santis. I don't know what price De Santis is asking, maybe to be anointed with the sweat off of Netanyahu's scrotum as he loves Jews as we all love Jews with all our selves to sacrifice America so Jews can be the fruit of God's Eyes.


Lara Trump has earned this job. For those who do not know what was going on in Lincoln's day, a President used to fire everyone in the government, down to Post Office people and appoint their own Republicans. It was considered proper in the spoils went to winners. So all these federal positions are open and as we have gotten into this mess with the experts, we can do no worse with the rag tag mob like us.

Lara Trump though would be a good Senator, might be a President in the making.

So that is the insider in the skirt trade. We have on one hand the puppy slayer and the other the Dog Saviour. I just hope that Netanyhau is sweaty so De Santis agrees to this all in a smooth trade.



Nuff Said


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