As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
The adventures which God provides me always has me learning more shit than I care to know. This is another learning curve in the Thrift had a cordless DeWalt drill for for a quarter, dropped from 2 bucks, so how much could a battery be to get a good deal?
Well DeWalt has been f*cking over customers in it's global biz, and allot of people were pissed off in they no longer made batteries for their tools. Not know jack or shit about DeWalt or batteries, I was soon down the rabbit hole with a Mexcian mama as a guide who did not know jack or shit either in customer service.
I sent in the only serial numbers on the drill. That was not enough. So I took a photo of the drill and the battery opening......I was told I needed an 18 volt battery.
OK so Dewalt has like 12, 14, 18 and 20 something batteries. No wonder they had to make cuts in that kind of shit for brains management. One battery for all machines.......wow who would have thought of that instead of 5.
So I order it from a Chinaman operating out of a US military base. Yes it sounds shady.
They come.........18 volt does not fit.
So the Mexican did not know shit, the Chinaman did not know shit.......gee it was the American girl who had to go online, waste bandwidth on Ebay and look for pictures of the ROUND battery slot as that is what my drill had. After consultation with the only person who knew anything in TL, we decided that I needed the 14 volt battery and charger.........same charger I learned works on them all......and it cost me 50 bucks.
Still waiting to return due to an immense storm the original batteries and charger for that 50 bucks back.
So they came during the storm. I plugged on battery in, and it fit. Thank God. I hit the switch and Thank God again, it had some juice in it, and the drill works. It has been worked to hell and back, and smells a little like plastic when the cooling air is coming out, but I got a 300 dollar drill, for 50 bucks.
Is it worth it? Probably not, but what kind of price can you put on an adventure with God?
I do though have an industrial drill which is pretty good and I did want that and now have it. I also know more about DeWalt shit than I ever planned too and I doubt I need to be an expert on DeWalt batteries in some concentration camp gulag as I doubt you will need power drills to make Jew skin lamps.
Jews though came up with lots of stories like being button hole makers they said in running the button hole machine to impress efficient Germans. They then got fame and fortune telling these stories, so as the non donors sit on the donations, maybe in future tense I will be telling Charlie Rose how I knew about DeWalt batteries and the globalists were so impressed as they wanted some lamp shade built that they saved my life as I knew which battery plugged into which tool and it won the war effort for them, as things just do not run without batteries.
OK that is about enough of this. I doubt I would buy globalist DeWalt as they fuck over their customers, hire ignorant Mexicans to help and I don't want to have to buy 5 different batteries for my 25 cent power tools.
Nuff Said
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