Wednesday, August 13, 2025

Dimple Roaster

 





As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.


I honestly have stopped purchasing roasting pans and try not to pick them up at JYG's, but this one he had set out to bait me, and it looked so lonesome I gave in for 2 dollars which I still owe him, for one of the line of unique pans.


I first bought one of these on a quarter sale in the Thrift. I sneered as it was a light piece of shit. It sat on the counter for quite sometime, but around Thanksgiving of Christmas, Christian Protestant Holy Days to honor our God in Heaven, I loaded up a turkey I think and I was stunned in this contraption really cooks well.

It has a lip on the side.........of course after JYG got to moving it around with a skid steer, payloader and back hoe it was not such a good fit, but after beating on it, squeezing it and pressing it, it is a pretty good fit now and TL tells me we need a wild turkey to fill it. That would be poaching, but if the regime melts down, it would only be poaching for Americans ,as the entire lot of foreign invaders will be eating everything in sight, including people.

I will not be using this for human ass roasts though as I'm a child of God and refrain from exotic meats not kosher with God.

I was impressed with this lid though as it has dimples to pool steam into water to keep the meat moist. Pretty genius idea. I do not have one like that. This one is different in the steam hole thing is a hole and the handles are fixed. Just one of the many models that came out in this series of light aluminum when the heavy aluminum ones from the 30's were replaced.


I keep forgetting to wash it, but by the time you read this, it will be washed and I hope will have roasted some beasts in it. Will see what the Lord provides as non donors flock to make up lost time in donating to the Lame Cherry.


That is Fuzzy posing with the pan. She came over to sniff and investigate so she got into the picture.


Oh well that about sums this all up worth saying.



Nuff Said.



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