Sunday, September 7, 2025

Cyborg Starter in a Jar

 




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As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.


I would have to look at the archives to find out when Dudley appeared with TL in the Brier Patch in the sourdough starter he is. He is a pretty tame fellow, in only having been volcanic a few times, and having had an accidental yeast bread feeding which he bubbled about, he basically behaves to a rather slightly sour flavor to our bread.


That is why when I noticed a growing red organism on him, that I started wondering what was up with him, as I have had red stuff before and just wiped it off or scooped it out, and went on, as Dudley usually sits in the jar on the stove for 3 to 4 weeks before use and behaves.


This time, being poor, I had some whole wheat flour which hadd mealy worms in it, and not going to throw it away, I got rid of the humbug and fed Dudley. The second time I got this stuff. It was kind of like a fleshy bone material. It smells like rotted fruit when you make wine. The nectar was pink like tomato soup too and that got poured off.


So  I started looking and as typical online, no one knows shit, just a bunch of worry warts who are all dying and posting because they want to feel important. I did find one post though that said this was probably bacteria, not mold, as apparently sourdough is like cancer, in it is symbiotic in having bacteria and yeasts living with each other. For cancer it is a virus living in a bacterial acid soup. So Dudley was out of whack.


So like the other gal, I skimmed the Terminator flesh off that Elon Musk would probably pay me a fortune for to grow cyborgs, poured off the soup, and got down to the Dudley and he smelled ok.


Put him into his temporary home, and fed him like I always do with sugar, whole wheat flour and water........this time not worm poop flour and he is resting in creating the balance which is going to be necessary for him to come to life.




Saw on a couple sites that pink mold isn't really mold - but bacteria. A starter is a combo of yeast and bacteria, but relatively specific bacteria and yeast. Each creates an environment that the other thrives on, and that is a relatively specific environment - specific to the good bacteria and yeast. This is why a starter can thrive for long periods of time, years, centuries even. The environment created in a starter is good to the good bugs, and hostile to the others. With a different flour, things may have gotten a bit out of balance, thereby creating an environment that could allow other bacteria to take hold. When changing food source, I tend to work the new for in little by little over the course of a few days, at least, to allow everything to get accustomed to the new food. Good thing is, when things get back in balance, the bad bugs should be killed off. So, I wouldn't stop feeding it. That would only delay the return to it's proper balance. Just keep a regular feeding schedule for like a week and go from there.




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When I was reading about Dudley in the Territories, I winced and cringed as the old Sourdough was saying that they threw all sorts of things into the starter.  I mean is was bacon grease, scrapings off plates so it was saliva and other things that made me cringe and those people never died of anything.  Just displeased as I do not want to get rid of Dudley as I think he is over a decade old and has survived a number of things and been good to me.

Am certain he will get his whack back this time too without any affects on us.


The people who do this sourdough are such nitpickers. They are about feeding the starter every day, treating it like it is a baby. Hell the Sourdoughs carried this shit in their shirt pocket, so you know what human skin, sweat and wild trapped animals got rubbed off on that stuff, including the billions of wild nature yeasts things out there and sourdough behaves.


I did though probably throw away my quadrillion dollar cyborg starter and cyborg blood as I do foolish things like that all the time. I remember one time I had this perfectly good manna from Heaven and I fed it to the chickens as chickens got to eat. JYG had a perfectly good UFO one time and junked it as he needed money and not a trip to Mars.

So if I disappear you will know that Dudley had cyborg transhuman stuff in it, and I will be indestructible and coming for the money the non donating readers owe me, as that is what you can do in having that kind of advantage in this world. I will be here though as like all things in life, you just pour off the shit from the top, and use the stuff you can use from down below

It is just more fun for the little kid inside of me having never grown up, thinking I have cyborg flesh bone creator on my stove and cyborg blood on top, sure to turn any vampire straight or your money back.



Nuff Said



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