realize the odds of being shit on are worse than the lottery.
I got shit on once through the window of a moving vehicle by a bird. Still waiting for
that fortune to find me.
As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
There is one thing which has always stunned and perplexed me and that is city people who move to urban areas or rural locations and mow every Goddamn thing to the bone in manicuring everything. I have an asshole brother in law with 3 acres and he fucking mows it all to boil his brains out. He kills bunnies in nests, because they are in his lawn. He goes fucking nuts over birds cracking sunflower seeds from his feeder and leaving "those shells" on his lawn. He was about stroking out about turkey's shitting on his lawn.
I just listened to this in silence and watched my fucking idiot Godson go nuts on the same stuff, until his brother in law said, "You know I kind of like seeing the turkeys on my lawn". Gee from that point on, seeing turkeys and their shit on the lawn was not such an end of the world event.
Where this is going is today in the farm store, the one gal was chattering at us, she is a cute, sweet little thing and she was telling us, 'Yes a woman came in, in a rage, she wanted us to sell her a gun. We told her we couldn't do that as she said she was going to go out and shoot Canadian geese who were shitting on her lawn. She was even more furious with that in they told her that was felony and they could not sell guns for felonies in the making. That made her more furious, so she goes back to the aisles and buys some things, and then returns a short time later, confessing she felt guilty as she had bought mole poison and was going to feed it to the geese to kill them. She returned it, and after the confession, seized upon an air horn to molest the geese, which is probably a violation of the law".
For me, we have geese flyover allot. They end up shitting on the vehicles. As long as they don't shit on me, I'm ok with it. Turkeys I learned that their shit is acidic and eats paint off, but goose shit eventually washes off in the rain. I just do not get the disconnect in, "YOU BOUGHT A HOUSE BY A LAKE WHERE GEESE ARE SO THEY ARE GOING TO SHIT ON YOUR LAWN AS THEY LOAF AS THAT IS WHAT GEESE DO AND YOU ARE PISSED OFF THAT GEESE ARE ENGAGE IN WHAT THEY DO".
Being a rural person, I never had time to have luxuries. Our lawn usually had chicken dusting holes in it. Our grass was dirt or ragweeds 10 feet tall. Our grass was also usually low mallow which tangled your feet. You never liked being outside as it was hot, the chiggars which appeared when I was kid bit you, the ticks stuck you or the mosquitoes left welts. People who had any sense, sat inside with the AC on as you sweated your ass off all day in the heat and dust. I never gave a shit if I was stepping in chicken shit or any shit, except cat or dog, but that other stuff just kind of melted away when it rained. I see things in buildings like, "That is a big pile of swallow shit from last year in their nest and I don't like it, but it is like, they ate bugs which were going to bite me, so what the fuck do I care when they left a pile of shit. My neighbor has pigeons in his garage. They shit all over his snowmobile and things and he just pulled them outside and let the rain wash things off and shut the door for awhile.
I do kill things. You have to kill feral tom cats as they kill your cats. You have to kills skunks as they might have rabies. You kill coons, fox, coyotes as they kills your stuff, but you don't kill things that are just shitting on your world.
I have always hoped to have a pond, and have geese and ducks on it to listen to. I would feed them corn and walk around in their shit and if it stuck, wiped off in the grass and figure it is just a part of life.
I know that all those people, like my asshole neighbor who chased our calves off his hay field after he said it was kosher, are so anal that they do not belong in the world. They should be in geezer asylums or apartments, where nothing living exists. They belong with pest control killing every fucking thing in sight, and their breathing in those toxins so they get cancer or nerve disease. They belong in climate control so they can die of Legionaire's Disease. Still don't know how Gene Hackman's old lady died of Hanta Virus as that only comes from dry mouse shit down south. I mean leave the Goddamn dry mouse shit alone and stop playing in it or hire a Mexican to eat it for a few bucks. No sense dying over mouse shit.
I keep hoping this vax death catches up with all these Nancy's, so the geese can shit in peace and my calves can run and play, and shit on the graves of my asshole neighbors. Where is a good vax disease when you need one when Deagle said in 2025 AD in the year of our Lord that all of these assholes would be dead as there are too many laws protecting assholes and not enough liberty for geese to shit in peace.
Nuff Said
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