Saturday, October 4, 2025

Absorbine's Junior





As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.



As I was trying to prep up on spices and herb supplies, Wokemart has such shitty vendors that they do not ship the product ordered, so I turned to that great clip joint of Chinabay and Ebay had what I was looking for, if it was not a pile of toxic shit.

As I was ordering Oregano, I noticed there was Mexican and Greek, and they are different. So I figured, "Why not get both", as why not.

So it arrived and I smelled it, did not think much of it, until I put it into the storage room, because when I walked in there, I knew that scent. My old man used to bathe in that shit.......it was Absorbine jr.

Now the thing is, I looked up the safety data sheet on that green liquid, and it says nothing about Oregano........and I know that is what I'm smelling as I know wormwood as I have piles of that weed growing around here, sown in from the out of state neighbors, and this ain't wormwood.


Inactive Ingredients. acetone, chloroxylene, FD&C blue #1, Iodine, plant extracts of calendula, echinacea, wormwood herb, potassium iodide, thymol, water, and ...


OK, so this is if you have a horse with a sore something, as this is what Absorbine jr is, it is a vet med, that they converted to humans, now with probably analgesics in it.


.Chemical Name CAS No Weight-% Trade Secret Acetone 67-64-1 30 - 60 * Chloroxylenol 88-04-0 0.1 - 1 * Wormwood extract (Artemisia absinthium l.) 84929-19-1 0.1 - 1

 * *The exact percentage (concentration) of composition has been withheld as a trade secret 


What you are buying though for a pain rub is basically alcohol, Chloroxylenol is another antiseptic and then the wormbwood which which will kill parasite worms, but does something to the pain in a muscle or joint. I have no idea. I just know that Mexican oregano smells like Absorbine jr. and does not smell like wormwood.

And as I wait on non donors, I have things to do, and do not have time to look up the medical benefits of Mexican oregano, so that is what non donors can do..........look it up. See you don't pay, you get to do the work.


Nuff Said


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