Lame Cherry: Grim Reaper 3

As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

I study obituaries. They interest me in the shit people put in them which they think matters in saying what a great person they were, but it has nothing to do with what you think you accomplished in the pissing order of the world, it has to do with Jesus review in being Faithful and if you treated people right.

That is not what this is about.

This is about, I have noticed at times in the Brier that people die in bunches. I have no idea how many death angels there, if one or many, but it sure seems to be that God is economical in the scythe of the Grim Reaper in it seems to swath in bunches here.

That would make sense in not that populated areas where God would store up the plums until enough of them were ripe, shake the tree, have a snack, and move on to a fat week and come shake the tree again to kill off some more people.

It makes no sense otherwise why people would die in bunches, as it was not like the weather was killing them, although a bunch seemed to not want to deal with the 4th of July this year and went tits up before that. People can will themselves to death and to live for a bit longer, but I still think my theory of the Grim Reaper not just coming for one plum as it wastes time is a better rendering of this subject.

Nuff Said