As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
This is an examination which begins with the mystery of Florence Hendersen's big tits. I never watched the Brady Bunch as I was not strange and or a homosexual closetee. I once heard this sports twirp say he watched the Brady Bunch and I thought how queer that was as I had no inkling of ever watching that show, but he did, and he wore white shoes and this large breasted newscaster was in blind love with this twirp and still glows in pictures clinging to him and he is a fat old man who still thinks he has something going on.
That is all mystery as I wondered where Florence Hendersen hid her big tits on the Brady Bunch, as I saw a special one time and there she appeared with big tits. Tits as big as her big eyes and big mouth. She apparentl had allot of big parts and you only got the big mouth on the Brady Bunch.
See even AI thinks Florence has big tits which escaped all. I wonder if white shoes ever jacked off to Florrence, or maybe that sexy blonde daughter. I don't want to continue on in what he may of spanked the monkey for, as the father was queer and, white shoes did look like the type.
The question in this, is, which came first, the chicken, the Flo breast, the egg or it really does not matter as this is about the situation now to assist all of you in the hen egg category which is a really stupid thing to say as roosters do not lay eggs, even in a woke insanity.
See, in November the next grocery was opening up. Eggs were 99 cents a dozen. TL urged me to get a few, so we bought 24 dozen. They lasted us 7 months. Stephanie asked me how I kept eggs from tasting like old eggs, and I really said I could not tell that much of a difference........the point after considering all of this is, that all we get are old eggs here. I think the old eggs we get are new eggs, meaning we get in new eggs, but they mix in a few old eggs in each new dozen batch. I doubt they all end up in calf milk replacer as that shit really stinks like old eggs now.
Anyway, so we were running out of eggs. So I saw the Amish family that invaded the Brier was selling fresh eggs. We stopped, the daughter said 2.50 a dozen. Mother said 3 a dozen, and as it was cheaper than 5 bucks a dozen, we got 5 dozen. Here is the lesson in this.
The first egg we got........oh the store sells eggs for 3.09 a dozen...........was delicious and I thought of Stephanie as I had not had a fresh egg for years and I could tell that sulur taste of old ones.....mostly I can taste that Goddamn Chinaman soybean meal flavor as that is what they torture chickens with in force feeding them. Rule # 1 if you want good eggs, feed them oats.
Ok enough of the rules as Florence violated beast rules in hiding hers. If she would have presented them, that queer father would have went straight and the family would have been happy and white shoes would have had to have jacked off to the Partridge Family... white shoes probably would have liked the Waltons......the mule or John Boy.
Anyway, so day one egg went good. Day two was like........this egg tastes off to me ,but I ate it. Day 3 I put the egg into my mouth......we eat poached eggs which is not my fave but it takes less cooking oil........anyway, I took a bite and I said to TL, "This egg tastes like fish. They are feeding fish meal to the chickens".
TL said, "Mine tasted like fish yesterday too".
My Uncle Ike once mentioned that in living in North Dakota, that someone opened a hydroponics tomatoe farm there. They used fish emulsion and had to throw away a whole crop as the tomatoes tasted like fish.
Yes my children and brats, eggs just like milk, the kind of milk that Florence Hendersen's large homosexual turning breasts would turn straight, will take on the flavor of what the cow eats. No turnips.
For chickens, if you feed them fish....the egg tastes like fish. Feed them soy......soy taste. Feed them a large ration of corn and the yolks will get blood orange red and be very strong flavored. We did feed our chickens beaver and coon carcases in winter a chickens are predators and the fat helps them survive the winter, but there was not problem with that. The problem was in the spring when they were turned loose and damn if they wouldn't find some rotting animal and eat the thing.....then you got an experience of rotten animal flesh in your egg and you kind of swore off eggs for the summer. That is why I stopped eating eggs in the summer as in the Brier the hens seemed to find the things to make the eggs taste repulsive.
So for all of you, in your hen flock and eggs, most things do not affect egg flavor, but some things do as mentioned above. You can hide the worst ones in cooking things, but unless you give them to the cats and dogs..........or visiting family, you can just pitch them into live traps to catch coons and skunks.
You do not have to be a dumb shit eating rancid eggs and not knowing why your eggs taste horrid. This is not rotten eggs and if you are that stupid, you probably deserve to die, but you do have to watch what your hens eat and what your cows drink as it all comes out in the protein.
Not one prepper expert ever tells you about things like this or Florence Hendersen's big tits, because they just do not know about such things, being prissy city boys who are white shoe prisses.
Anyway, that is the million dollar information in another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
Mary Tyler Moore had large tits too. All a mystery as she had none hanging around Dick Van Dyke
Nuff Said
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