As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
The Lame Cherry covers stories like these, because I do enjoy seeing no talent rich people self imploding. This post is about Taylor Swift a no talent performer who is on the slide as her 12 year old audience has grown up and she is fat thighs and old.
She is getting married to a no talent football jock, who is going nowhere in a no future career which can augment Taylor Swift as has been jocks are has been jocks in their next careers.
This centers on Blake Lively, an aging, fat and frumpy movie persona, who decided that making a lawsuit over a movie no one would watch, would be a good publicity stunt as an Obama liberal. Lively and Swift were best buds at one time, but since Lively destroyed her career in this lawsuit, and has dragged Swift into the court to testify, for publicity sake, the female duo are feuding as the girl squad is supposed to stick together and hate the boy they want to mock.
This is Blake Lively below. She sort of proves her case is not legit by the big thigh syndrome. She was not working as she has no talent. Once a woman’s looks are gone, you either have to act to get rolls or you just fade away like most do. Lively has destroyed her brand now. She will not work in the industry again as no one wants her trouble and the Obama mystique is gone.
This is Mr. Lively, Ryan the chin Reynolds. What he did to his face is plastic surgery cringing, but it seems he is the Bill Cosby Jello Pudding Pop seller guy, as he is not working and to make money is selling things on television channels dorks watch.
For the record, I told Kayne West and Taylor Swift that they should have got married. They are both odd, and it would have been a good match. The Jock is going to not last as he is a dim bulb in Swift wattage. This is a great deal like Ben Affleck and that Jennifer Lopez burning out and moving on.
It gets boring for attention whores who have to look at boring each other at home and in the bedroom.
All of this will burn out as it should. Reynolds will try to Bill Cosby his way to being liked while his wife is a volcano of public bad PR. Swift will preen in public and the Jock will get some deal, be bored as the wife prances around on stage and he becomes the “me too” guy holding her panties back stage as fawnlings fawn over her.
I was going to do another post to help Kayne West out, but will suggest this. Kayne needs to stop doing nudie displays of his wife. Kayne needs to prove he can do music by holing up in a studio with some talent studio musicians who can play BLUES. Kayne needs to do his Magnus Opus, a Led Zep, Stairway to Heaven. All he needs is a riff and a shift. Other bands have tried this like Cracker Rock band Eagles in Hotel California, but that Don Henley sings like Stevie Nicks has him bit by the balls and she sings like she has Henley’s balls in her mouth yet.
Kayne needs to do this, and like Justin Timberlake with that Latino squeeze, have Taylor Swift do a high end part like Mark Knofler had Sting sing in I want my MTV.
I would volunteer for a price to critique Kayne’s work in whether it was shit or not to save embarrassment to him and Taylor Swift. Music is not hard. It is all mathematics and emotional drive. I’m working on something now in a sort of MC Hammer mode.
Never mind that though as I need donations to make that pop in I do not have time to waste.
See on the Lame Cherry we go from disasters like Taylor and Black and Obama, and we move to Kayne ruining himself and suggest a collaboration to save Kayne and Taylor and my rambling on suggest a new production when I find the last riff to meld in using Audacity. You will really like this when the Holy Ghost gets this tuned.
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