Friday, March 6, 2026

Tontoland Security

 


As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

With Kristi Noem being promoted to Beanerland where she will fit in perfectly with the showboat Latin Right south of the border, we have to look at the replacement President Trump has chosen to be head of Homeland Security as the big chief, in Senator MarkWayne Mullin, a descendent who did not die on the trail of tears, as his kind was not aboriginal in not being able to survive outside of a Carolina forest.

Kristi Noem was always a bad fit at Homeland. She has no management experience. She was hated by the Republican donors for being an ass to them which is why she did not gain any leverage in the primaries, and her partying was out so step with the direction Homeland needed. She was just a bad fit and never grew into the role.

So we are now looking at Tontoland with Senator Mullin. In reviewing his history, he likes law and order and martial enforcement. He has management skills and probably can do the job.
He will eat his own, as his psychology is Stockholm Syndrome, in he got scared on Jan6, built barracades with others to keep Americans out, and then upon seeing Ashli Babbitt being murdered, stated the officer did the right thing to protect Congress from the mob. The facts do not bear out what Senator Mullins has registered to believe for his fright under fire in a police state set up that scared him more than it did Americans.

But he likes law control, and he got this job for running interference on the Trump impeachments, so he is loyal, will bow to the President on pardons and maybe he can get saving America on track, when the President hopefully enacts the Insurrection Act.

He faces the same realities though of the Nancy’s in the Bush Obama regimes which Momland faced. As he got stampeded mentally on Jan6 in going after his own, who knows how this will pan out for Americans.

In my view, real authority has to be instituted at Tontoland. The President should declare a state of emergency Congress is holding Homeland hostage in funding, and Mr. Trump is not being served by those who are negotiating to give ground in promoting Noem. Homeland should be paramilitary declared and placed under a Provost Martial at JAG, and if the Senator is that big chief or it falls to some other rough rider, then Homeland would get funding as would ICE and this would be a military operation as it should be to drive the invaders from America.

That is what Abraham Lincoln enacted.

No endorsement for the Senator from Oklahoma until he proves he is over his scare and is driven to make America invader free, unless that is why he is there to stagnate this Trump promise as the theater of the Nancy drama in Minnesota was just that.

If Tontoland is as good at running cattle as he is invaders, then I get him as I know cattle and what it takes to get the job done.


"Markwayne will work tirelessly to Keep our Border Secure, Stop Migrant Crime, Murderers, and other Criminals from illegally entering our Country, End the Scourge of Illegal Drugs and, MAKE AMERICA SAFE AGAIN. Markwayne will make a spectacular Secretary of Homeland Security," Trump wrote.

No mention of getting rid of over 10 million invaders. I would not hold my breath.

Nuff Said

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