Friday, May 23, 2008

Top 10 Reasons Hillary Clinton Is Plotting the Course

After Hillary Clinton today planted the thought to liberal gun toters
like Tim Johnson and buddy Tony Dean should dust off Barack Obama, the
top 10 reasons Hillary Clinton thinks she should stay in the 2008
Presidential Race.


1. Have liberal Johnson and Dean of South Dakota "invite" Barack Obama
on a too die for outdoor adventure.


2. Perhaps like Vince Foster, a corpse Barack Obama might go for a walk
and end up in Fort Marcy Park.


3. Barack Obama might go for a limo ride in Dallas.


4. Barack Obama might take a plane trip like Ron Brown and die of an ice
pellet bullet to his head.


5. Barack Obama might have his wife Michele be molested by Bill Clinton
as he commits suicide in his home like Kathleen Willey.


6. Barack Obama might be like Marilyn Monroe and find himself instead of
having Larry Sinclair's thingie up his wazoo Barack will have an
elephant size enema tranquilizer lude to permanently put him to sleep.


7. Barack Obama might be celebrating in a California hotel where a kooky
Muslim starts shooting and like Bobby Kennedy his security instead
shoots him in the back at point blank range.


8. Barack Obama might be like Adm. Bourda who shot himself in his office
several times with a high powered rifle.


9. Barack Obama might get picked up by liberal n*gger knocker Jimmy Webb
like in college and be beaten to death by the now Senator.


10. Barack Obama might be like Jim McDougal visiting prison and
accidentally die of an overdoes of heart medication or was it he got his
neck tied up into a bed sheet.........


Amazing in the George Bush years none of the drama was going on which
Hillary Clinton now promises might keep her in the Democratic race.