Friday, August 19, 2011

Not for long baby........


I have two serious points to make, actually three.

Point one: I really am not interested in football as when Obama destroyed the Steelers from winning the Super Bowl in that farce with Green Bay.............it just was ghetto green vomit.

Point two: The NFL owners really need to hire me for the position of "Point out what a Dumb Ass Owner YOU are" as the owners in the NFL really need someone to hold a red flashing light to blink in the faces of these billionaires to tell them they are not only Obama stupid and naked, but are NFL stupid and naked.

Point three..........some observations on the NFL season.

I see there are at least 4 teams no one is going to have to worry about getting Super Bowl tickets for and other teams can mark off as victories if they are on the schedule.

Team one is the New York Jets, who I like really in Woody Johnson who is a good GOP guy owns the team in a sea of spastic liberals suffering from analism. The problem is Johnson has a coach named Ryan who is apparently brain dead as he is out luring in that psychopath Randy Moss to be on the team.
Moss is a walking destruction zone in 2010 he destroyed New England, Minnesota and Tennessee.........cost two head coaches their jobs and the Vikings and Patriots a chance at the Super Bowl, BY SABOTAGING THE TEAM FROM WITHIN.
Moss is old, psychotic and a self serving prick............all of which point to his Dreams of his Obama will destroy the Jets, much to everyone else's joy in the AFC.

Team two is the Seattle Seahawks. A team I liked when Jim Zorn was running it, and when they had the hottest cheerleaders in the NFL. The Seahawks decided that they would not sign Elizabeth Hasselbeck's husband, so he went to Tennessee to undo the damage Moss did.

Instead Seattle chose to bring in Tavaris Jackson from Minnesota, which Minnesota finally figured out was thee most stupid player to play football since that guy Holly Robinson married and had twins with........she is on that gal gab CBS has one with Les Mooves skirt.

In any case, Seattle is DOA and it will not help Seattle that they got the Vikings Sidney Rice as Rice was only good with Farve and has a problem staying in one piece.

Team three is the Vikings of course. They brought in Donavan McNabb. McNabb is summed up by the comments by Terrell Owens who said Donavan gets tired in the Super Bowl and had to take a nap.
McNabb has great games and then decides to sluff off. He like Moss is a geezer now and geezers break easy..........and the Vikings are a racist team which refused in the black players to play for Brett Farve in 2010..........net result Bernard Barrien is not enough without Rice and with McNabb taking nappy time, and that defense the Vikings have playing half reared.......Jared Allen can not do it all, so do not get your hopes up Minnesota, it might have been better if you just left that Metro Dome roof off and let winter win a few games for you, as all you got in you is a few games.

Team four........Green Bay. I dislike Green Bay ever since they canned their cheerleaders as Wisconsin women have very long legs and make those puke green and gold uniforms look good.
Green Bay owes it's Super Bowl to Obama picking the Steelers..........anything Obama likes goes tits up and the Steelers were ruined by the Obama curse.
Green Bay is still the sh*t team they were since Farve left. They have lost key players and DOA last year until the fix was in for them.

Enough of the crapper teams as that would take most of this page. The few bright spots are the Candlestick boys in San Fran with that Harbaugh lad taking over and he is as good as his brother up in Baltimore.
The 49ers have thee most beautiful cheerleaders in football and uniforms, so we like them and there is now a bright spot they will win more games, and might just win the division bringing back the Joe Montana days.

That is about it for the bright spots as most teams are going to win their division by default, including Chicago..........and some like KC, Denver etc.. will all be in a four way tie for last place with Oakland.
Note to Al Davis, please hire me to be a bitch and return the Raiders to be something..........as you just can't go psycho players any more as Moss taught you, as this is not Madden trying to kill the other team, but your psychos try to kill your own team on million dollar salaries.

It is sad that the NFL of Pete Rosell has come to the no fun league of that Obamite who runs it in Goodell.
Who would have thought that Irv Cross, Phyllis George, Jimmy the Greek and Brent Mussberger were the high point of the NFL in 1975 and the rest is no just a clown act of that mentally challenged Howie Long, that walking Anthony Wiener of NBC and what the hell is that ABC bozo crew on ESPN.

I always wanted to start an all Cheerleader Channel and just have the highlights of the game which are few tossed in, with Tony the fat lineman from the Ravens off eating food as a break.
Perverts masturbating, a little bit of solid hits and food...........like George from Seinfeld combining sex, food and tv all in the same bed at the same time.

All a shame as I used to really enjoy football.

nuff said.


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