I got this big ass pan from God as God has been good to me in pans. I got this thing for pans, because I like to eat, and pans that have quality to them are what appeal to me. I'm not a pan snob though as ritzy pans are not my thing.
I hate enamel pans or too pretty pans. Pans should be able to be dropped on the floor and not break. That is my kind of pan really and this big ass pan is the kind of pan which could survive an H bomb dropped in the general area.
It is probably old as that old communist Franklin Roosevelt so he could keep the world safe from Hitler to hand it over to Stalin and Mao. The picture tells it all really and while no one makes roasting pans like this anymore, it would be in the 200 plus dollar range.
Mine I paid I think 4 bucks for it as the vent hole was popped off, so I got a piece of bar steel, cut off a piece and put a pop rivet into it.........fixed pan.
So I got this pan and was pleased, so I cooked a turkey in it, and got sick from that damn bird being injected like most turkeys are with poisons as in preservatives.
Sure you need chemicals in FROZEN BIRDS like Obama needs to steal another trillion to be rich....dumb ass stuff of the USDA mandating some poison, so some chemical company will make billion off another American holiday.
So I got sick......you know deathly like sick in bleeding and swelled intestines....really sucked really as I thought part of the problem was the pumpkin pie in I thought I was having a heart attack until 3 o'clock in the morning......really made Thanksgiving suck in thinking I was going to croak, and me like lots of people without health insurance, you just sort of lay there and pray and wait to die, feeling like death would be an improvement.
Odd how most days I get sick, that I think dying would improve things.......when I get sick I really do the whole job in it........don't even slow up for most things that have people in the hospital.
Where was I?
Ok so the pan really was bitter sweet in I had this big ass pan I wanted to play with, and the damn turkeys were all poisoned.
I couldn't find any of them Amish even to buy a farm raised turkey............damn state it costs like 50 bucks to shoot a wild one, and I ain't got that kind of money, so there I sat for a few years looking at that pan as storage as Mom was packing other pans into it, including my neat 8 by 8 sliding cover pan which it took two years to have God harvest someone so I would get it dumped into the thrift store......as you just can not buy the kind of pans I like in new stores.
So that really sucked and I love Thanksgiving, as I like eating and it is not much fun having a harvest holiday eating the same things you normally eat the rest of the miserable year.
This year though TL was coming to join in the feast, so I started asking about the plantation about turkeys...............went to like 3 store.......stopped an Amish on the street after bothering the Amish at their store, and nobody had a non poison turkey........all they had was 89 cent a pound turkeys filled with poisons.
Did find a place though that said they got in fresh turkeys........yeah I know I thought the same thing....fresh with an ass load of poison..........but phoned back and they had them, so went back to the city and picked up the less monster sized one, and sure enough it was injected with vinegar and broth, but swore on it's wattles this Honeysuckle thing was kosher or halil.....good for Jews and Muslims or Christians who want an AD Holy Day not sending the others to hell and not back.
So I got this big ass pan..........does not fit in the oven really, so took out the trays and things, and got the pan stuffed into it. The turkey stufffed into the pan as big ass pans should have big ass turkeys in them.
Oh some might remember I have turkeys........there is Bud, June and Thanksgiving.....Thanksgiving was supposed to be my turkey to eat, but I don't have the heart to kill my own big ass turkeys.....besides she sat on eggs which were not fertile as Bud is too huge to breed right......any way....Allison was there but a god damn predator ate her, because the god damn politicians think more of vermin than people........any way, I got turkeys to look at and not eat, even if Bud about croaked in the heat this past summer.
He is like 400 pounds with feathers on. Feathers are heavy.
So I got this big ass pan........bought I think one of those pan things to sit turkeys on.....put down aluminum foil, and about three inches of water.....put the bird on like 350 for hours without checking it, and TL and I went hiking and didn't get shot while doing it.
Came home after Mom was watching the bird and things for Thanksgiving, and pulled the bird out........and it was done.
Honestly was the best bird I ever have eaten. Was moist and tender, and I know that big ass pan was part of it, as that heavy aluminum cooks with enveloping heat which you can not get with light ass pans of enamel or light ass aluminum.
Hate light ass things in steel or aluminum......nothing good comes from them, like Chinaman cast iron always takes twice the that Amerincan steel does...dumb ass Chinamen no wonder they used up all their resources as their foundaries turn out crapper pans.
Where was I?
Oh yeah I got this big ass pan, and I got TL and Mom, and a turkey that was really great as it sort of steam baked and it was just marvelous........and I thank God for that big ass pan and a turkey not full of poison.
You know if more people would not buy poison turkeys and only buy non poison turkeys, the companies would stop making them and non poison turkeys would be 89 cents a pound due to the market producing many more of them.
I know there was like 12 birds of these non poison turkeys.......we got a second, but the non poison birds all sold out, while the poison birds still are laying there filled with poison waiting to poison people.
I'm really fond of this pan now. It has memories of TL and a first Thanksgiving with her that everything was great and I felt great........TL does that to me in I do things allot better with them around.
I do have another big ass roasting pan, but is lighter, but not light like you can poke your fingers through it. I hope to try it some day with TL on something.......as I can tell that pan is wanting to come out and play and I will give it the opportunity
I saw ducks were for sale for 20 bucks....who the hell pays 20 bucks for a fricking duck? I like duck, but not that much..........geez 5 bucks is enough for a duck, unless of course you are raising them and the picking them, then 50 bucks would sound more like it.
Anyway I got TL and these two big ass pans. I like Thanksgiving a great deal and am thankful to God.
I think about that big ass pan in what if some scrap dealer had gotten it and sold it for like 10 bucks and some Chinaman had melted into some car part.......would have sucked for the pan......like LaHire getting his nuts cut off when he was stolen by that cat napper.....some gay perv I think as LaHire shies away from men now............big ass pan probably does not like communist Chinese either...and I know it did not vote for Obama either.
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