Yes my children, obviously my ship has come in, although I never was involved in the south Asian drug trade, nor have I ever resided in Boston to become a billionaire of "olde money", but today in email, I received this alert:
From: Meredith Bratland
Subject: Re:Date: Tue 5/14/13 11:18 AMI have an inheritance for you
Apparently, I is now rich........but what kind of rich can it be from Canada?
I......well......Canada has allot of ducks. Lot of caribou.....lot of northern pike........lots of liberals on the east coast........lots of la homme in Quebec.....but.......well I like eating wildlife, but do not have a great deal of use for inheriting French people.
Apparently Meredith Bratland is a real Canuckia...Google shows she is.
Book a Travelling Display | Parkland Regional Library
www.prl.ab.ca/travellingdisplaySep 28, 2011 – Home · About PRL ... would like help contacting the media, please email communication coordinator Meredith Bratland at mbratland@prl.ab.ca ...[PDF]For more information, please contact: Meredith Bratland ...
www.prl.ab.ca/files/Press_Release_Lions_Club.pdfMay 2, 2013 – 1.800.567.9024. Email: mbratland@prl.ab.ca. News Release. Local Lions Clubs Donate to PRL in eAudiobook Collaboration. Lacombe (May 2 ...[PDF]Trout Unlimited's second collaboration with Parkland brings Fish ...
www.prl.ab.ca/.../Press_Release_Trout_Display_April_2013_Correction....Apr 4, 2013 – insects. Parkland Regional Library has partnered with the Central Alberta Chapter of Trout ... Email: mbratland@prl.ab.ca. Doris Green displays ...Government supports greater access to library resources
www.tmcnet.com/usubmit/-government-supports.../7092236.htmApr 26, 2013 – Meredith Bratland Communications Coordinator Parkland Regional Library 403-782-3850 mbratland@prl.ab.ca Twitter: @PrlLibrary Website: ...
Meredith Bratland (mereyberry144) on Pinterest
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Explorer by way of travel, food, music, nature, fashion, art & design, and current events. Meredith is using Pinterest, an online pinboard to collect and share what ...So am wondering what kind of inheritance she has for me.
Some of my people came from Canada. Gramps got out after he wed Gram, as apparently the deal was he got like 12 of her siblings as wards in the marriage to take care of, and he fled to America as apparently nothing was worth a honeymoon like that.
Any way, I ponder if I inherited Saskatchewan.....a whole entire Canadian Province. Maybe I got a town like.....The Pas. I see Meredith though has books and fish. I like fish and books, but am particular about my fish and books.
See like books, for the most part, I only read memoirs of people who lived life, before Mockingbird took over.
See like fish, I'm picky. I will only eat walleyes under 3 pounds, and prefer them a pound and a half for frying. Northern pike are a bit too sweet, but will eat them deboned. Perch are fine, but not too many, and I like crappie and bluegills.....will eat bullheads and catfish, but the rest of that bass stuff, you can feed to the cats or leave in the lake.
Salmon is ok grilled, but.......it is a no trout zone for me.
So what is it this Canadian gal has which is mine? Did someone steal her email account and is spoofing her.....or is she trying to get me to email her back, as....well I do have appeal on an international scale.
I do see that Meredith is from Calgary.....that is in Canada for those who do not know, and she is involved in dead people.......hmmmmm.
Global Calgary | Friends of person of interest in Killam case shocked ...
www.globaltvcalgary.com/pages/story.aspx?id=6442576877
Feb 9, 2012 – Visit ShawConnect.ca Close · Close ... Two RCMP officers shot near Killam, Alberta, one of the wounded was young father. In the small ... "I'm shocked, and (She does seem like a nice woman though in being worried about shot Mounties. I like mounties.....got those nice red uniforms, fight Snidely Whiplash, rescue women named Nell from the tracks and ride white horses and always get their man for the Inspector.
Maybe I inherited a real Royal Canadian Mounted Policeman.......or better yet his horse. Now that would be a nice thing to have.
I have only inherited one time in my life. That was my beloved Uncle's trapping equipment. I wonder if Meredith traps, but then she is alive, so I wonder what she has that was left to me. I do not think there is a great deal in Canada I would want.......is cold, has buffalo gnats, mosquitos, ticks and people who all need the sun on their skin.
I once read a story about a guy who had a 348 Winchester lever action rifle and he shot a moose with it. I would like to inherit that maybe. I never have eaten moose meat like Sarah Palin, but then I have never big gulped either. A moose would give like two years worth of meat to TL, Mom and I......and I would like to have a big lever action Winchester to look at.
I do hope there is a case of shells for the Winchester as they are hard to get and expensive. I like the old Super X boxes being red and yellow.
One should never look a gift horse in the mouth, as a 300 year old horse is bad surprise with stumpy teeth and all you get is glue factory or Alpo now.....or Europeans eating on Mr. Ed.....but just the same, I would like an old horse, but get attached to critters and they die or get sick, so I would like an old horse until it was on it's last leg.....but just the same I'm sure I'm going to be disappointed in what was left me.
I don't know why rich people just can leave me money or guns......before they die, as then I would say, "Thank you for not being dead and leaving me money or guns or both as that was nice of you".
I tried to load this Canada site twice as a picture of Mar was there, but it kept unhooking other sites.
Global News | Man wanted in shooting of two Alberta RCMP officers ...
www.globalnews.ca/man+wanted+in...alberta.../story.html
Feb 10, 2012 – A man wanted in the shooting of two Alberta RCMP officers has been ... Meredith Bratland (left) and Claire Bietzke talk about their friend;who is ...I like that Mar has a friend named Claire. That is a solid name and Bietzke is a good Prussian name. Maybe I got a cast iron pan or a horse hide coat.......that would come in handy and be welcome, as women like Claire would have solid things. No doilies or breakable dishes. Yes good tin plates and quart tin cups.
There is always promise in this when one notes these things.
I do think though now if I inherit Canada, I should warn the Canadians, that I want them all out in two weeks, as not to be unkind, but Meredith does have that peace symbol on and she probably likes Obama. I think it best that we just start over in Canada with TL and me, and I will sell all of my oil to the Americans for 25 dollars a barrel so gasoline can be 25 cents a gallon for people in Reagan Blue States.
I promise to be a good neighbor to America......no terrorists and open borders, but you can not come in......just look across the border and enjoy what freedom looks like.
Being leader of half of North America has tired me out. I think that is enough governance for now..for about the next 30 years.
Yes that is enough for now as I await to see what I have inherited.
......And no I do not know why Meredith's face is cut off. She did not mention that in the email.
Oh and I'm going to change the national anthem to something else as that Canuck anthem sucks.
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