I will have to admit that liberals were absolutely right about George W. Bush being a dumb ass and Dick Cheney being a pecker head, as who knew that terrorists had experation dates like produce from the market?
What do I mean by that?
You heard the story in the first week of August 2013 in how the Obama regime closed down all the United States embassies for one week due to terrorist attacks.
Who knew that you could do that, in just shutting places down and after 7 days the threat would be gone as apparently terrorists on Jinn Break only have an attention span of a week, or something like being milk going bad, in you can just open up your embassies again after 7 days and there will be no problems.
I know I was not supposed to notice and no one else has brought this up in Mockingbird, but is it not odd that the Obama regime can stage a terror warning, wait out a week and call it off?
Sort of sounds like they are in charge of the terrorists, exactly as this blog exclusively noted that al Qaeda was run out of 1600 Penn Avenue, and Chris Stevens was their biggest trophy.
None of it makes any sense as all was quiet on the Mahdi Front, and then the regime issues a bogus terror alert and everyone laughed. The alert was cover for bigger operations, but all the same what developed after the warning was kind of a hodgepodge of things pasted together.
Like Yemen...........was not Yemen the place that Obama was celebrating that Muslim spring in the leader there was shot by Obama good terrorists? Did not Obama Predator murder an American there. Was not Yemen secure in chewing on narcotic leaves and all was well.........but give a fake terror warning and everyone laughs, and all of a sudden Yemen is dangerous as the hub of al Qaeda, and the Brits have to close up shop to make a show of it to make the lie more believable.
Yes, if only that dunderhead George Bush had known that al Qaeda had an experation date after 9 11, he could have waited until 9 18 and declared Mission Accomplished and had 8 years of peace, and if al Qaeda appeared again, well dunderhead could just say, "We are closing the airport for a week due to terror threats and next week it will all be safe".
It just would have saved so much of this. No Gitmo, no Saddam war........hell if al Qaeda has experation dates, Saddam probably had one too on his tag. George and Dick could have just said, "Saddam Hussein has a shelf life of 7 days", and in a week they could have just drove in and taken over the country without that trillion dollars in war bills.
You know if George and Dick had just done that, that CCR nut John Fogerty would not have gone nutso and hard to write that Georgie song.............hell there never would have been a Secular Islamist like Barack Hussein Obama in the White House as a Birther foreign agent, as with experation dates, the terrorists would never been around to donate that 200 million or whatever it was to the Obama 2008 campaign that Penny Pritzker laundered for him in credit cards that you were stuck with the bill for in TARP.
Now just saying in this, it is a good thing that there is "al Qaeda fresh" as no one wants expired terrorists.......no one wants terrorists scented with Chris Stevens anus either, but sometimes the produce in Mexico is used to wipe beaner butts.
Oh you didn't know that latins do not have toilet paper so use bananas and without them they just shit in the cabbage patch? Is why all those vegans get sick as Mexicans don't hit the OSHA outhouses, but just take a dump in the spinach patch and use the leaves for ass wipe.
Granted the Mexicans use human poop fertilizer which causes problems too, but why do we really care about this as we got Mexicans running to America, and the big story is the Obama regime with Jinn in charge has by Jay Carney announced that if you shut down embassies for a week, that al Qaeda just disappears..........how this works is a mystery, unless of course it is the White House running these operations...........you know like not getting Zawahiri as they put him charge of al Qaeda as a communist over the dead fascist bin Laden.......and now it was Zawahiri who never uses electronic communications who got on the cell phone and said, "Hey let's blow up an embassy for fun as the Obama regime is supplying the C4"
For some reason that last part never made it to the NSA.
Where was I?
Yes George Bush was an idiot as all he needed to do was wait for 9 11 al Qaeda to become 9 18 al Qaeda a al Qaeda only has a shelf life of one week.
The thing is if Obama and the regime knew all of this in 2008........then what has he been doing for the past years in getting all those people killed?
Oh I get it, the Nobel Committee gave him that peace prize as they knew al Qaeda was expired in a week.......and it was the Obama regime who was really blowing up everyone peacefully.........well blowing up the people in Arabia and America on the right, and leaving the leftists in charge, as the shelf life on...........
Wait a minute, Birther Hussein is now a chicken entre in that doomsday city a mile off and underground from the White House where Val-erie Jarrett dumped him on July 21st as it got to hot in the White House bunker in the Secret Service was wondering what was down in the morgue there.............
I do hope the Birther does not get freezer burn, as in cold storage the eyes dehydrate, and jack frost ice crystals form as things sort of freeze dry.
Yeah a good mortician can hose him off for the ice, and pop in some big marbles for eyes, but all the same how appetizing is it going to be for the White House staff in the future to be served up chicken entres and know that Obama frost was leaching into them piping hot meals before them.
I wonder what the expiration date is on chicken entrees.........we know what it is on al Qaeda as the regime has found the label that says one week.
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