The world is a place of repeating history and fortunately for all, I have located the story of the First Obama, yes the Numero Uno Birther Hussein Obama Chin, who was the Designer Negro of those islands sandwiched off the Sandwich Islands and he too went by another name like Birther Hussein Obama than his native Barry Soetoro Chin.
Yes, the first glimpse of Obama Zero, as this is quite relevant in numeration that if the adoptive father of Birther Hussein is Obama I and Obama is Obama II, then the first Obama must be Obama Zero.
The Great Obama Zero first appeared in a canoe floatilla bound for the United States Ship Cachelot, which was a whaler, then bound for New Zealand, but looking for sailors of the Kanaka, found itself face to face with a coin necklace wearing Great Obama Zero, leaning on the forerigging of the ship non challantly as the friendly natives chattered with delight upon being on board a ship.
Great Obama Zero wore a woolen shirt in the heat, with a length of fine tapa as a waist coat, having his legs and feet bare.
His coin necklace was pronounced by him as "Georgey Fourf" and his speech revealed he was an American Negroid long since past African.
The Captain of the ship desiring an interpreter and someone to find some native hands for the ship, had presented to him, Tui Tonga, as Great Obama Zero pronounced hisself, or the King of Tonga.
Yes the poor King of Tonga, who was not native, not Tonga, had as of late been displaced by a rival who no doubt was natural born, native and a Tonga Citizen.
Not to be bothered by such constitutional dilemas, Tui, announced that in due season he would dispatch his challenger and once again rule the island he proclaimed hisself king of.
Tui was adept at directing the ignorant and trusting natives. After of course the mob rushed him for jobs, but let Tui tell the story as he does it so well as Great Obama Zero.
"Oh, cap'n, dese yer darn niggers all gone mad! Dribe 'em oberbord; clar 'em out, 'n I'll stan' by to grab some o' der likely ones as de res' scatter. " "But what about the wages?" said the skipper. "I'm not goin' ter give 'em whatever they like to ask." "You leab it ter me, cap'n. I bet you'll be satisfy. Anyhow, dishyers no time fer tradin'; de blame niggers all off dere coco-nuts. Anybody fink you'se payin ' off 'stead o' shippin', an' deyse all afraid dey won't get 'nough."
The remedy was for the white and black sailors to get rope ends and drive the natives from the ship so the first Obama riot could be quelled in American jurisdiction. The native fled the ship, jumping into water unprepared as their canoes were not fastened and had drifted off, but no need to dwell on such things, as Tui soon chose out the best for the task of ......well as he informed the Captain, "Don't worry about the wages as I will settle that later with them".
The delighted natives then were made to wear white man clothing after trying to wear the pants on their heads a turbans, which of course were expensive and would amount to what would be their wages.
Let us not dwell on this type of regime welfare, but instead come to the wonder of the first Obama in soon enough Zero Obama the Great, let slip that his real name was not Tui Tonga, but as the natives left paradise for hard work and starvation under a name that sounded like Sam, the American Sam took his place as harpooner on the Captain's boat.
Unlike Obama Chin, Sam the Afroid of America, detested his native slaves affinity with Roman Catholic faith as the Kanaka were quite devout in mass at night and doing the sign of the cross before going up the rigging.
Sam the Afroid though was more intelligent than to follow such dogma of devotion to God, even if the modern Obama Chin or Jinn is devoted to the machinations of the communist Jesuits of Rome.
Sam though had not black robes nor black Pater Pope to carry his water, and Sam had to do the ruling by his own cunning.
Sam the Afroid was successful in surviving his invasion of American sovereignty on the Cachalot. In fact, his name is emblazened even more historically than 44 historic Obama Chin, for in the anals of the south seas, in Findlay's South Pacific Directory, there is Sam's name, not as Great Obama Zero nor as Tui Tonga, but as Sam, just Sam, not Sam the American, nor Sam the Afroid, but just Sam who not only found measure of overthrowing his rival on Tonga, but is listed as overthrowing the twin island and going into history in ruling both.
Yes usurper Sam, has set a high mark to reach in what does this bode for Birther Hussein, or worse yet for Canada eh, for will Birther Hussein soon enough take to overthrow Canada just like Sam did in divesting the native peoples of their natural born leaders and historic Birther Hussam Obama Chin will go down in history as Fang Jinn shapeshifter ruler of both Canada and America.
The world has a grande history in Obama's 0, 1 and 2. Yes what could be more reptition than designed blacks for white man uses, in supplanting governments of the natives and ruling them.
Yes I realize that Obama I only conquerred vaginas in his invasion of native lands, and Obama II did the anus invasion after invading America, but this Designer Negro stuff appears to be quite successful really as the first wave to 2 Pacific Islands, the second wave sexed the Hawaiian Islands and the third wave got not only Hawaii, but all of America.
Sure it is hard to keep track with all the hidden identities of these Designer Negroes in Tui is Sam, Bearick is Barack and Barack is Barry, but what is in a name when it is enslavement of peoples and conquering all their lands.
Yes how an American Negro ever managed to overthrow two Pacific Islands seems odd in the natives ever allowing it. One can comprehend that Sam looked like a Papau native, so the Kanakas could have been fooled....at least those who were not trying to impeach him at Tonga, but all the same you got in this a Negro in Tonga in charge, an Arab from British Kenya making the charge in Hawaii, and now this Barry shapeshifter Chin who is Filipino Chinese Japanese ruling America, in charge of al Qaeda from 1600 Penn Avenue with the Jesuit cloth covering up Jesus Name at Georgetown as the Pater Pope directs all.
But in all the oddity of Sam the Afroid of Tonga, is the equal of Birther Hussein of America. Perhaps it was all some south seas payback in being raped by Sam now giving Negro for Negro back in the rapine of America.
Whatever the case, now in Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter, you now know of the first Obama unConstitutional, overthrower, usurper, foreign agent and it was Tui of Tonga or Sam with a King George coin on his neck......no not a demon monkey in his pants to rub for good luck like Barry Chin, because he had no pants to wear, but all the same, the Obama past, present and future continues, as Sam the Afroid led the way as he killed off the whales.
Let us leave this in the fitting silence of horror it deserves. The Kanakas are fore described in their trusting faithfulness in Christian virtue.
"They wept like little children when the time arrived for them to leave us, declaring that if ever we came to their island again they would use all their endeavours to compel us to remain, assuring us that we should want for nothing during the rest of our lives, if we would but take up our abode with them."
And the the veil settles on the designing negro set loose among them.
".........Sam preferring to be landed at the Bluff, with the goodly sum of money to which he was entitled, saying that he had important business to transact in Sydney before he returned. This business, he privately informed me, was the procuring of arms and ammunition wherewith to make war upon his rival. Of course we could not prevent him, although it did seem an abominable thing to let loose the spirit of slaughter among those light-hearted natives just to satisfy the ambition of an unscrupulous negro.
Frank T. Bullen. The Cruise of the Cachalot Round the World After Sperm Whales
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