Editor's Note: I wrote this before Steven Colbert was added to the minder roster, but it is interesting in my prediction was on track, and I think the guy I chose would have been better.
I was monitoring the fagsexuals who are on the Kansas City fagship radio station which Rush Limbaugh is featured on, and their screeching and monotone mic heads were talking about who should replace Letterman on CBS.
I hate local talk radio, as it is a feature everywhere cloned of a screeching woman with a monotone male, of people screaming into the mic and laughing at nothing, as they attack everything American as "conservatives".
Their list of Letterman replacements was typical. It was sodomite Neil Patrick Harris, sodomite Ellen DeGeneris, Jew Jerry Seinfeld, black Michael Strahan, and the token old white guy, they all hated in Jay Leno, with the foreigner Craig Fergeson.
The winner of course was Ellen against Doogie Hoser.
None of these Kansas fagsexuals assessed what Letterman is, in he is a political minder utilized to manipulate American minds by attacking all things American while promoting something like Barack Hussein Obama.
Les Moonves is the control of this Mockingbird sector at CBS. People can talk about the fluff players, but the minder chosen for this, is going to have a scripted staff in which they have absolutely no leeway with.
Jimmy Kimmel at ABC has taken like a decade to polish and you still have a stupid, brain dead Italian liberal. Jimmy Fallon is a fagsexual as is Arsenio Hall. Craig Fergeson has those horse teeth and talks Island as he sticks his face in the camera and to Les Moonves that is supposed to be funny.
Talk Shows used to be about talk. They were interviews of celebrities which were boring and somehow Jack Parr at NBC blundered into some people who made audiences laugh by surprise, and that is what Johnny Carson did, he surprised people by making them laugh while being drunkenly sleepy.
The thing is the Talk Show format which Johnny Carson was broken and that is why none of it works, from George Lopez, although Pat Sajak at CBS did attempt it before being canned.
Frankly, I liked Pat Sajak better when the icons of entertainment abandoned that show as the guests were a great deal more interesting in the old stars than this new trash.
Mr. Carson had a simple format. He had a few standard skits. Then there was the three mandatory guests which always revolved around simple facts. One guest was the star. One guest was the interesting person or the person to make you laugh, like a comedian or that southerner who made jewelry out of quail poop, and one guest was always a female with either her boobs hanging out or some mini skirt on who was not trying to pull it down nor looking uncomfortable. No bare legs, but hose always presented themselves.
Rush Limbaugh tried replacing Pat Sajak, and when trying to be best friends with Letterman until Letterman castrated him with a cheap shot on air, in Limbaugh at the time was trying to say "the guests get in the way on Letterman from the real show", as that is the Letterman delusion that he is the show.
See David Letterman is funny when he tries to be funny. He though in not measuring up to Johnny Carson and being a whore for Mockingbird in selling his soul, jacked it all away by raping his young staff.
That Letterman was not fun nor funny. He was hateful and cruel and in his not having on guests who were interesting, the show was destroyed.
Johnny Carson gave people what they wanted in America, in not to feel bad about things, to say some smart remark about some idiot politician equally, to hear some personal story from a star, to smile at something stupid and to look up a woman's skirt.
The KC fagsexuals laid out their ignorance in saying there is no market for an old white guy staying 30 years at some show, as that just was not going to happen. The reality is the market is so famished of American entertainment that if a normal person was on television that person would be there for life.
That though is not the market as CBS is about feudal control in what will degrade America. The top of the list is of course what the fagsexuals are attracted to in Doogie, Ellen and another token Obama.
I honestly do not watch television any more. It has been so long since I have seen anything late night, that what I remember is maybe Carson something being lewd with Summer Glau when she was on Terminator in a most uncomfortable conversation about cyborg sex he was hoping to see.
So it has been awhile.
You will notice in redneck Kansas that a Jeff Foxworthy was not even brought to mind in this list, because he is American, accomplished and knows how to give CBS a huge untapped audience group.
As Pat Sajak proved, and as Joan Rivers discovered, being a host or a novelty wears out fast in ratings.
Doug Davidson who plays "Paul" on the Young and the Restless tried hosting a porn version of the Price is Right and it failed. People are not interchangeable in careers.
No one on any talk show is capable of interviewing and most are not capable of comedy. It is all torture in hostages of the mind just hoping something will be on which entertains them.
You will notice in this that Asians are never discussed, as of course we know that Asians are never gay like Sulu, nor are comedian like Margret Cho or capable of doing interviews like Connie Chung......
Who will replace David Letterman has nothing to do with revenues, ratings or audiences. It will have to do with who will promote an image of hating America in the smarmy image of Barack Hussein Obama.
The perfect candidate is Jay Carney of the Obama regime, as George Stephanopolous went into ABC having no news experience, and Carney having no comedy experience does a stage show daily for the regime of Obama which is amusing.
I hope that my outing Jay Carney does not cause jitters in Les Moonves Asian married homehold, so Jay does not get the job. It is a point though if I had my place with TL, I would be off and never watching television again. I do not miss it in the least.
I do not have the money, but I have worked it out that at 60 dollars a month for dish, that is 720 dollars a year, which there are a mayriad of programs from Gilligans Island to Gunsmoke which can be fill in watchable.......and all without sodomy, foul language and hating America.
Probably the best late night would be having Johnny Carson on DVD as at least you would know what you were getting.
nuff said
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