Friday, August 1, 2014

Muchelle Robinson hates American Agriculture




As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.


So Michelle Robinson Obama has now fired an anal sex marriage couple from employment at the White House, as she attacks the foundations of American agriculture.

Muchelle will not allow the use of cream, butter, sugar and eggs in the White House. This of course is an absolute attack upon American agriculture in dairy, poultry and farming from California Valleys of milk, North Dakota Valleys of sugar beets and Minnesota Valleys of poultry.


There is a reason beyond anal sex marriage, that a chef uses cream, butter, sugar and eggs for cooking, it is because the human tongue is pleased by the taste and effect of those ingredients.

Concentrated proteins, sugars and fats, produce in cooking unique smoothness, flavor, fluff and texture to what those ingredients perform.

Take for example a pancake, or crepe if you want something cheflike from France. The correct amount of sugar provides not only sweetness, but it produces a viscosity for frying as much as it is a browning agent.

Butter affords the perfect adhesion where an oil would make this crumble as oil does not bind cakes correctly.

Eggs are utilized for moisture content and their ability to bind ingredients when heated.

Remove the above from a pancake or crepe and you get a tasteless floured object that breaks apart and looks as horrid as it tastes.

I will assume that Muchelle hates cheese also, as cheese is nothing but butter or cream in a more preserved form.  That would be a Wisconsin Valley of cutting the cheese hated by Michelle Robinson Obama.

Personally, I would never eat food from a sodomite, as the idea of feces fingers probing my food, is not pleasant. I do not care how much industrial strength soap has been dispensed. The idea of sodomy and cooking is something by right I have not to be subjected too, as it infringes upon my life, liberty and pursuit of happiness eating hand kneaded blueberry bagels.

So I view feces foods as abhorrent as Mexicans sh*tting in the cabbage rows and using the leaves to wipe with, that is the reality of Mexican labor which no one speaks of, they do not walk to OSHA latrines at the end of the field, equal to sodomite feces foods at the White House.

Cream, butter, sugar and eggs. Those are the building blocks of life and those are the ingredients which make food taste like food and not tofu, hard tack and cardboard boxes.

It is not that hard, in when you tell people not to eat something, then that means the person growing it in trying to make a living is destroyed.

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