Today my children the thing that you will learn is what Berserk is.
Actually there is no such thing in Berserk from the start of this, but instead there were the Berserker.
You know those sedate Norwegians, quiet Norman French, reserved northern English and pleasant Icelanders? Well when they started out, they were all Norsemen. I like Norsemen as they were exiled Israelites who took to the sea after having sense enough to know that Norway was the hind tit of a dead hog for a place to end up.
You ever been to Norway? Nothing but rocks, mountains, jagged inlets and cold ocean waters. I think Norway would be as big as Europe if you hit it with Thor's hammer and made it go flat, but the point is, all the Norsemen got out of Norway and what you have left are these things that give Obama Nobel Prizes for showing up black.
So the Norsemen took off and had this cool idea. When you met strangers, you hit them with an axe, because they might be a ghost or something and if you killed the stranger, then you knew it was not something to be scared of. It also helped in dead strangers did not stab you when you had your back turned.
The Norse ended up in Normandy France, England as the Normans, Iceland, Greenland and America. You know they must have been a handsome people as Iceland women who are of the Tribe of Benjamin are all good looking females.
Maybe the Norsemen took all the good looking women with them. I do not know.
I do know they had fun games like, "Hey savage person, let's have a game of shooting at things and the winner gets to live and the loser throws himself over the cliff". That is a real Norseman game and the Norseman lost and threw himself over the cliff.
Got to like people who pay their debts no matter what.
So the Norse came to America and I have it on some real evidence, there were like 50,000 of these Vikings in America at one time. That is where the blonde Mandans came from and the fair Shoshone Indians came from.
It got dry and the packed up and left apparently, but all the same they built things, made mooring rocks in Minnesota and you can find their Runestones and medicine wheels showing the solar events all over America.
The Norse were here before lots of Indians left Canada so that first people and Native American stuff sort of legally goes to the Vikings.......well the Phoenicians on the east coast and southwest area of America from their writings there.
Where was I?
Oh yeah the Bersekers were part of the Norse, and they would work themselves up into frenzy before battle. This would have then fight reckless and go about attacking others with insane fury. Sort of explains the "going berserk" thing that has come into English dialects and no one remembers it was the kindred of Eric the Red who were Norwegians gone wild. I think they were called Royal Scyths before the name change and you know them as Russ when they sailed up the Volga and made serfs of all them Japheth sons of Putin now.
Yes the Norse with red hair were the Russ and that is why Russians are called that now, but you know that, and this is about Berserkers.
You know a telling thing about this, is once the Berserkers got away from that Norway, they got civilized everywhere they went as time went on. William the Conqueror was a Norman and he made the English the cloth of the land like the cattle, but that was 1066 and by 1776 one of their Israelite sons in George Washington did a pretty civil job in liberating America. Today with Icelanders you never hear about them hitting people with mauls in meeting them. The cause of it all must have been Norway driving them insane, and what was left in Norway just sort of brain burned out, so you got these comatose Swedes and Norwegians as I suppose with all the good looking women in Iceland there was nothing to get excited over any more.
I am out on dill weed though, as I can see that both making a Scandinavian boring and also driving them berserk as it is just such an obnoxious taste. I would think maybe dill was some type of narcotic, except Germans eat that stuff and they seemed to like war at least until they all got killed off.
So that my children is the lesson in berserk. So much more fun than any 50,000 dollar a year teacher could do and better than any tenured professor could lecture at you with.
Unless a Norwegians idea of going berserk now is giving a million dollars to a warmonger like Birther Hussein? Somehow is not as thrilling as sailing across oceans in open boats, hitting strangers over the head with axes and taking pretty girls to Iceland and naming it that, to keep all the competition away.
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