Saturday, November 15, 2014

The Shit Eaters





As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.....

In the world at large, hungry people eat a great deal of human shit and I mean in  this exclusive to answer something which most people never take the time to ponder.

White people pretty much learned to create latrines as block houses, tended to be disgusting concentrations of humans when you had 40 people shitting around the camp or in the safest bush nearby.
Certainly one could dig a hole each time they took a dump, but all the same, squatting down and having flies bite your ass got a bit old in a hurry.

The Indian camp was different, as some were villages of permanence or nomad personality. Yes Indians picked up and moved as their camps looked like garbage dumps and smelled as bad in a few weeks, as 100 people shitting, hides curing with rotten brains in unwashed grease covered Indians were about the same aroma of Chinese coolies for being rank dwellings.

What you do not know, as no one ever spoke of it who was there at the time, is something you have Lame Cherry around for, and that is the Indians did have a latrine system, and it was their dogs.
Yeah, the Indian dogs ate shit around the camp and then they shit out what they ate. It is why you never slept outside in Indian camps for all the horse shit, dog shit and human shit....well human shit was there in a good season, but in hungry times the dogs ate the human shit.

I never much minded eating dog, but the idea of dogs eating human shit in rib showing times, meant that of course that meat was human shit nourished. Yes Indians ate allot of shit. That is what Indians ate was entrails first, but all the same three times over buffalo steak in a good dog boil just was something you did not care to contemplate as honored guest.

Well I have to go make dinner now, but I thought you pilgrims needed to know a bit more of history in dogs like eating human shit.


nuff said in another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.


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