Monday, July 31, 2017

The Return of HR Halderman

As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

So it goes something like this in ET TU BRUTE' politics in Scaramucci sells his company to Chicoms, get cock blocked by Reince  Priebus who apparently was putting his cock into places not wifely, who then gets fired by Scaramucci, and Scaramucci fires some other cock blockers.

That was last week Friday, but on this week Monday,  John Kelly who could not get a thing down in Homeland for 6 months, gets Jared and Ivanka's Blood Libel Scaramucci fired in the first minute.

Kelly is one cold bastard as he had Scaramucci attend his ceremony, then had him appear in Priebus office, where he one on one fired him.

Then Kelly had Scaramucci begging for his life, and Kelly put him down.

The ouster signaled Mr. Kelly’s authority over a White House that has been plagued by competing factions in the first six months of the Trump administration. President Donald Trump has told Mr. Kelly that all White House officials—including longtime advisers such as chief strategist Steve Bannon and family members such as son-in-law Jared Kushner —will report directly to the chief of staff, press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders said at Monday’s news briefing.
Mr. Scaramucci asked to keep his position at the U.S. Export-Import Bank when he gave his resignation, a White House official said. But Ms. Sanders said in the briefing that Mr. Scaramucci now holds no administration role.

This is as the Lame Cherry advocated, a return to Richard Nixon's HR Halderman era of what a Chief of Staff is supposed to be, in he is the gatekeeper to the President.........the problem is of course do not believe the bullshit that Ivanka has to go through John Kelly, as Ivanka has the old man on speed dial.

As stated John Kelly is old. He can not keep up and he has a sense of fair play, and he stupidly shot his wad on Scaramucci, instead of letting Scaramucci be his little assassin knocking off political rivals, taking the heat, and then Kelly needed to go for the kill shot, after grooming his people for replacement........and getting full authority to push the Kushner's out the door.

So in translation of this, Scaramucci was Ivanka and Jared's fairy haired boy. Kelly just fired him.  That means Ivanka and Jared just fired their boy toy, because the President was displeased with the cock blocker rants of Scaramucci, but of course he will not blame Ivanka and Jared for causing this fiasco.

People are already moving on John Kelly as he is too flat footed. He showed his hand too early, and he did not take out the very plotters in Trump Trans that he should of. So John Kelly's idea of warfare is like shooting Indian on the fancy horse, while 1000 terrorists are skulking in the weeds, and alerting them to the war has started.

So this is not the complete return of HR Halderman in hiring and firing authority. It is just a gatekeeper who got called in to fix another week of Kushner f*ck ups. John Kelly can not fix the Kushners nor their liberal West Wing cabal, the left wing media, the Republizan Congress and Eurasia.

The only person who really enjoyed the day is fired Reince Priebus who got to watch the guy who screwed him over for screwing him over, with a host of new enemies and no White House cover, out on the streets.

The day the Lame Cherry sees Ivanka and Jared appointed ambassadors to Homorabia and out of the White House is the day John Kelly matters.

Nuff Said