Not enough cherry for everybody's Pie
As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
While leftists were moving on to ridding the Trump White House of Jewess Ivanka and High Evil Jew Jared, (a reference Jared made about himself in reverse speech found by David John Oates) in telling Steve Bannon Goy Bye, the Lame Cherry was given exclusive access to Steve Bannon's last day in DC.
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First, this is Mr. Bannon in his office.
Steve Bannon relaxing
Second, this is Ivanka Kushner measuring the curtains in her neo office. As no one has mentioned who gets to move into the strategic office of Mr. Bannon, of course it can be revealed that this will now be Ivanka's spa room, where it will be lined with mirrors which talk in Justin Trudeau's voice that she is fairest of them all.
Ivanka measuring the Drapes
The Lame Cherry did not have any idea how historical Ivanka Brand was, but as Ivanka was having Herbert McMaster haul out the Bannon boxes, Ivanka was nailing up these photos of herself, which the Lame Cherry found quite remarkable and exclusively share.
Here is Ivanka Trump with Al Gore, in on the creation of the internet. Obviously Ivanka's genius is not just business school, but she did not even need an electrical engineering degree, as she was a natural in computer science.
Yes we have Ivanka Kusher to thank for your being able to read this, as she made the internet.
Ivanka inventing the internet
Next, we have Ivanka on the bridge of the starship Enterprise. Who knew that Ivanka was the creator of Star Trek. It was not Gene Roddenbury at all, nor Lucille Ball at Desilu studios. Speculation is that Ivanka, as the genius behind space exploration, somehow time warped back to 1966 AD in the year of our Lord and gave us all Star Trek.
Ivanka the genius of Star Trek
This photo really impressed me, as apparently Ivanka was at the Grassy Knoll in Dallas on November 1963 AD in the year of our Lord. Obviously the historical aspect is a PHD PHD PHD in Ivanka's stewardship of history.
Ivanka strolling by the Grassy Knoll
Perhaps most impressive of all is Ivanka on the moon. Yes it was not just Neil Armstrong up there, but Ivanka Trump was the first woman on the moon. Yes it was "One small step for man, and one giant Ivanka leap for her kind".
Ivanka first woman on the Moon
Lastly, perhaps most touching of all is this photo of Ivanka with Pontius Pilate in 33 AD in the year of our Lord, washing his hands from the blood of Jesus, the Savior of all those goy Christians. Who knew that Ivanka was fulfilling her past life regression in the powers that be driving the Christians into the hills and the Christians of today being driven out of the White House today.
Ivanka holding the towel to dry Pilate's hands
We had to stop as Ivanka was hanging drapes and the light was fading, but this snapshot of the Last Days of Bannon is now just more history in our wonderful Ivanka past.
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