As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
I have it on good authority, Rush Limbaugh, reading from a scientists page, that hurricane Harvey struck Houston, due to TWO HIGH PRESSURE SYSTEMS, languished there gushing over Texas like it had a catherta, and that it had nada thing to do with HAARP.
Look who is coming to Texas though in that Spanish sounding Irma. See if it had a proper German name like Erma, it would just kill them swarthies down in Cuba, but now it has the allure of that olde Harvey being attracted to Houston for oil price spikes..........and who knows that olde rascal at 1600 Penn might get all of that strategic oil reserve to his oil buddies and America will be bone dry.
Ain't this something, how Irma does not get bothered by Hi pressure systems, but just is coming on to Houston like a hound dog snugging after some hound female nethers.
Houston might get a real category 4. Would that not be something eh? Them rich folks already got all that water drained into the Houston ghetto, Donald already knows the way there, 180 billion can now be 180 trillion as everyone in Texas gets gold plated toilet paper dispensers as the question will not be asked, "How can you damage things already destroyed in it costing more?"
No matter, as Mr. President is at his best with empty checkbooks spending our debt, and kissing little nigger babies. Who knows, maybe he can smooch some beaner babies this time in a real smorgasbord.
It just occurred to me that Harvey turned into a fictional Cat 4 in 12 hours, that Irma is a Cat 4, so sometime not this Wednesday, but next Tuesday, Irma will be like a category.......35 ploughing down on Houston. Of course it is already destroyed and won't cost anything, but will cost like 300 trillion dollars and get this........I mean get this.
Irma will plough across Texas and cut a 5000 foot deep trench across Texas, New Mexico, Arizona and California not making the Trump Wall, but the Trump Trench.......a great divider that is now that Mr. President is Up Our DACA with replacements for Americans, and we will have our very own Trumpana Canal. Make that John McCain Panama Canal look like worm pee trail.
Can't get too far ahead in this, as still have to get that sultry Irma to hoover around that Houston Corpus Christi, as everyone liked it so much last time, that it just appears the hurricane demons are putting another one in the chute......hell of a shot too, coming out of Africa and all the experts said DC, and here that alluring Houston is getting round two, as Irma is unlike Harvey in she does not give a peon's ass about Hi pressure systems and other such things.
I think we need a cheerleader and a song...........
three dog night - YouTube
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Oh shitaroonie!!!!!! Who knew that HAARP can train a hurricane to make 45 degree right angle turns. Looks like Irma is in love with Mar Largo in being such a fickle girl. Nothing like showing you can make a real category 4 do something no weather system ever did in making angle turns.
To bad Mr. President, looks like you will have to kiss the Barron and hand out checks to yourself and comfort the Trumpenfuror on the loss of one of her many estates.
What does one do when the Junta goes after the boss' golf course. That Kelly first comes for the cell phone and then takes the hole in one.
Time for more signing and cheerleaders.........
Oh you do know that HAARP could cut the head off of Irma and kill it right? Oh a!nd you do know in real hurricanes that they push pressure systems out of the way and are not steered by them.
Never mind, time to sing and enjoy NFL cheerleaders!!!!
Carole King - I Feel The Earth Move (1971) - YouTube
Carole King Live at the BBC, 1971.... I feel the earth move under my feet I feel the sky tumbling down I feel my heart start to trembling Whenever you're ...
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